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nungate | 19:00 Sat 24th Aug 2013 | Quizzes & Puzzles
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Hey folks the club is open, come on in!
On tonight's agenda we have the Minstrels back again in the gallery with the usual selection of madrigals and fugues, local favourites, the Tone Deafs are playing in the ballroom, tonight they are giving us a selection of covers from the 1970's (break out the loon pants and tanks tops everybody!) Also for members entertainment, the hot tub is bubbling away on the north tower, the bungee is awaiting it's first vic... volunteer.... the racing track is ready for use as are the rowing boats down by the lake. Tonight's tailcock will be the "Hooray Henry" an interesting brew with more than a hint of ginger! Our hot plate special is meatballs in a red wine sauce with pasta, and on the pudding trolley we have tiramisu, as well as the usual selection of canopies and volley vonts. For our members further entertainment, I have to announce the opening of the Towers' gym! Situated in the cellars near the indoor swimming pool (cossies are available for those without one)
Please remember try not to upset Sir Cumference the Towers ghost (doesn't like too much noise) In view of the inclement weather here at the Towers the games room is all set up for our guests.
Anyone wishing to stay over please see Belle in the vestibule to arrange a suite.
For the rofl tonight I have:
1 cross stich kit, half done, chart lost
pack of blunt needles
2 odd socks
jar of assorted buttons

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals


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Tell me about it!

Anyways i need to go book getting pretty good love you all :)
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Sorry, but I need to ask. Lady J, why are you interested in the "working girls" of Edinburgh?
Slags, queenie ! lol. Tango twins ?, is anything to do with fake tan.
Oh, Lord, she had to ask ........
C'mon Igor, were just curious thats all.
Oh golly , this might prove too much for my nervous disposition and I may have an attack of the vapours and need a lie down....maybe I shall take a turn in the tub. Igor, a refil if you please.
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OK here we go. Picture the scene. Edinburgh church, Carol service for Queenie's school. There's me, my best beloved, my mother and my cousin (who queenie refers to as Auntie) all there for the school carol concert. Usually a lovely service, (yes there's even a madrigal or two) When in the row in front of us walks these two (bottle) blondes, kilts up to their hurdies,
bright orange, and caked in make up so think you could scrape it off! (they were also late) Couldn't believe what we were seeing, I think we were in shock! When you think of what we spent on her education and this was how some girls were allowed to dress......well. Then it got the nickname...
St. Slags
offers some smelling salts Your drink Madame Flump, please sit down over here, I'll send Belle in to take care of you if you feel the need of her services
Right I get the picture nungate, lol.


I might just come and join you, flump.
The mini bar has been refilled, so you should have everything you need up there, but if there's anything else please ring
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Soon be time for the raffle, does everyone have their tickets ready?
Oh gawd, I've put them down somewhere.
Shall I help to look Sir Tony?
Yes please Igor, now where could I have left them ?.
Have you checked your pockets?
No Tony,,I am not sitting on your tickets. I have lost mine too. Oh heck, and I had my eye on some buttons. ( Won the button holes last month ).
Thanks Igor, found them now. The pockets in these loons are in a funny place you know !.
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Well, no matter, if we find your Tickets Tony you'll still win your prize

are we all set to go?

Then tonight's winning number is orange


and the winning colours:
7
31
42
4
28

If you have a winning ticket, please take it to Belle, down in the vestibule and she will distribute the prizes
A quick drop in to say hi, en route to the sack...just in after a family get together one of the family down with the tribe, so dinner down overlooking the River Fal tonight.....a lasagne, salad etc for the nosh.

Hope all is well and thriving with you good folk....haven't read the minutes or seconds yet......
Woo Hoo I've won the odd socks, got two pairs of socks now.

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