Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Come on in all Mad Over Fifties. Nungate Towers has opened its doors for the latest meeting of the AB's Mad Over Fifties Club. For tonight's entertainment we have The Minstrels playing Madrigals and Toccatas up in the gallery, in the ballroom we have again engaged the services of our favourite local band the Tone Deafs tonight they will be playing the music of the Glam rock era, (don't forget the glitter and loon pants) Tonight's Tailcock will be a Sangria Special, and tonight's Hot plate Special will be Paella, and continuing the Spanish theme, on the pudding trolley we have the choice of Crema Catalana or Leche Frita, of course we also have our customary comestibles, volley vonts, canopies and horses doovers!
The hot tub is bubbling away nicely on North Tower, (please note the mini bar up there has been refilled) the bungee is full of bounce (just be careful where you aim - the piranhas you know) The indoor swimming pool is ready to use - cossies are available. There's a roaring fire in the library, and the latest edition of Plumbing Times for our members perusal. The snug is also available to members wishing a quieter evening, a lovely tray of goodies has been left out for anyone wishing to hide away in there!
On a cheerier note, our Igor is now out of traction and has returned to the Towers, he may pop along later for a visit providing he can get his wheelchair through the door, so Plant will still be providing Buttling services.
For the rofl tonight I have,
Bag of Llama wool
Box of Turkish Delight (expiry date November 2013)
Bag of odd socks

A warm welcome awaits all who are enter these portals

Carriages at Midnight

[DTCwordfan]

Aah the Royal Mail, like Weightwatchers they are; the prices go up, the share prices go up and the permitted weights come down.

[tonyav]

nungate
Question Author
Is it possible to get piston rings? Just wondered

Yes nungate, all internal combustion engines pistons have rings fitted to them.


My inlet valves will not be affected would it, DT ?.

[DTCwordfan]

Question. If pixie is a wee bit short of the minimum years, by a country donkey mile it seems, what's her specialty in lunacy or mild insanity? We should know......

[DaisyNonna]

Thank you nungate. Ling?
Tony, Eric has no key. He lost the last one looping the loop over Stonehenge.

[DTCwordfan]

Could be burnt and your lines wax coated........

[tonyav]

Was that at the summer solstice, Daisy ?.

what's her specialty in lunacy or mild insanity? We should know......

Yes I agree, DT.

[Psybbo]

Dt, Pixie and I are on the same wavelength

[nungate]

Ling? Our broom here at the Towers

Queenie's qualification for entry to MOFC well:
1. She lives here
2. Occasionally she is a voice of sanity (not very often it must be said)
3. The madness and eccentricity of those here at the Towers is catching
she was bound to succumb

[DTCwordfan]

sounds like that he is a real spitfire, daisy....

[tonyav]

Hey Psybbo, hope I can score tomorrow !.

[DTCwordfan]

her speedway qualifies her, nungate.........

[DTCwordfan]

say no more, sibs, high frequency then..........

[nungate]

That's one good reason DT, believe me there are plenty more!
The speedway thing she gets from her Dad

[DaisyNonna]

How did you guess Tony?
When he and Saucer go out on the razzle they have to use the cat flap. Malkin is not amused at being woken in the early hours. Cat naps should be sacrosanct. But about the keys?

[Psybbo]

I hope you will, Tony and I hope queenie will join in

[tonyav]

Thought that Malkin had the look of an hippy about him, Daisy.

Yes Pysbbo, queenie should have a go has long as she doesn't score more than me lol.

[DaisyNonna]

More like a Tiger Moth DTC. Always fancied himself as a Sunderland Flying Boat.

[nungate]

A Sunderland Flying boat Daisy? I would have compared him more to a Catalina Flying boat, much more elegant, nicer lines, a Sunderland seems heavy by comparison

[DaisyNonna]

Of course nungate! How could I be such a besom?

[tonyav]

So long has he is not compared to the 'Spruce Goose'.