Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Come on in all Mad Over Fifties. Nungate Towers has opened its doors for the latest meeting of the AB's Mad Over Fifties Club. For tonight's entertainment we have The Minstrels playing Madrigals and Toccatas up in the gallery, in the ballroom we have again engaged the services of our favourite local band the Tone Deafs tonight they will be playing the music of the Glam rock era, (don't forget the glitter and loon pants) Tonight's Tailcock will be a Sangria Special, and tonight's Hot plate Special will be Paella, and continuing the Spanish theme, on the pudding trolley we have the choice of Crema Catalana or Leche Frita, of course we also have our customary comestibles, volley vonts, canopies and horses doovers!
The hot tub is bubbling away nicely on North Tower, (please note the mini bar up there has been refilled) the bungee is full of bounce (just be careful where you aim - the piranhas you know) The indoor swimming pool is ready to use - cossies are available. There's a roaring fire in the library, and the latest edition of Plumbing Times for our members perusal. The snug is also available to members wishing a quieter evening, a lovely tray of goodies has been left out for anyone wishing to hide away in there!
On a cheerier note, our Igor is now out of traction and has returned to the Towers, he may pop along later for a visit providing he can get his wheelchair through the door, so Plant will still be providing Buttling services.
For the rofl tonight I have,
Bag of Llama wool
Box of Turkish Delight (expiry date November 2013)
Bag of odd socks

A warm welcome awaits all who are enter these portals

Carriages at Midnight

[DaisyNonna]

Remember as a child being stung by a wasp whilst travelling by car with an open window north of Scotch Corner. We sopped at a roadside café and was given half a raw onion to hold against the painful area.

[queenofmean]

S'up people

[DTCwordfan]

they were (note past tense) in the base of a large tree set up on a wall......petrol down the hole and boom.

[Psybbo]

Hey Queenie, you promised to do the MM Links game

[DaisyNonna]

Who put the accent on the e? Not me.

[tonyav]

Good man DT, nuke em.

[nungate]

Maybe you have gremlins Daisy - though if they are ahem, "correcting or adding" they may be beneficial gremlins and nothing to worry about, but if they worry you gat a jam jar and fill it up with nice shiny things like old beads or sequins, buttons can be good too and leave it by the computer and it'll keep them happy for hours and hours and they won't bother your computer

[queenofmean]

Who posts it Sib coz I can't find it - so much in Quizzes and Puzzles

[anneasquith]

excuse me nungate, can you tell queenie, im not talking to her anymore, it would appear she likes male Canadians more than her ain folk !!!!!!!!

[DaisyNonna]

nungate, would shredded lametta do? Happy to accommodate friendly gremlins. They just corrected a spelling mistake!

[nungate]

Anything bright and shiny will do Daisy it serves as a distraction for them


Anne, what? who? ........................ daylight glimmers ..... is this that caption thingy she did? She picked Stewey didn't she? I think I might be to blame as I thought his answer was funny, and it was a toss up between that one and another .... do stay for a drop of sangria, just to be sociable please.....

[queenofmean]

Anne....I will grovel for your forgiveness

[DaisyNonna]

Are the shiny happy people holding my hand? Bit worried.

[Psybbo]

Queenie
http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Quizzes-and-Puzzles/Question1282474.html

[nungate]

Fear not Daisy, no happy shiny people here. The shiny bits keep the gremlins busy so the don't throw the proverbial spanner in the works

[Psybbo]

Stewey deserved Best Answer

[nungate]

I liked his answer too Sibs

[DTCwordfan]

un carico di piscio hos risposta migliore - solo scherzando

[Psybbo]

Dt, can you get treated, I think the wasps may have done some damage

[queenofmean]

Ok Sib I've given it ago