Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Come on in all Mad Over Fifties. Nungate Towers has opened its doors for the latest meeting of the AB's Mad Over Fifties Club. For tonight's entertainment we have The Minstrels playing Madrigals and Toccatas up in the gallery, in the ballroom we have again engaged the services of our favourite local band the Tone Deafs tonight they will be playing the music of the Glam rock era, (don't forget the glitter and loon pants) Tonight's Tailcock will be a Sangria Special, and tonight's Hot plate Special will be Paella, and continuing the Spanish theme, on the pudding trolley we have the choice of Crema Catalana or Leche Frita, of course we also have our customary comestibles, volley vonts, canopies and horses doovers!
The hot tub is bubbling away nicely on North Tower, (please note the mini bar up there has been refilled) the bungee is full of bounce (just be careful where you aim - the piranhas you know) The indoor swimming pool is ready to use - cossies are available. There's a roaring fire in the library, and the latest edition of Plumbing Times for our members perusal. The snug is also available to members wishing a quieter evening, a lovely tray of goodies has been left out for anyone wishing to hide away in there!
On a cheerier note, our Igor is now out of traction and has returned to the Towers, he may pop along later for a visit providing he can get his wheelchair through the door, so Plant will still be providing Buttling services.
For the rofl tonight I have,
Bag of Llama wool
Box of Turkish Delight (expiry date November 2013)
Bag of odd socks

A warm welcome awaits all who are enter these portals

Carriages at Midnight

[DaisyNonna]

Sunderland, my grandfather's birthplace. Eric is very familial.

[nungate]

The Spruce Goose? Eric has no problems getting off the ground, the Goose flew but once and very inelegantly (if such a word exists)

[tonyav]

Hey nungate, Howard spent a lot of money on the spruce goose.

[DTCwordfan]

Are we being swept along with this?
A sangria spesh please......

[nungate]

Plant is on his way DT.

I've always thought Howard had more money than sense Tony

[Psybbo]

At the risk of shouting - HAVE YOU BEEN STUNG BY WASPS, DT?

[DTCwordfan]

AB Time
is folded as
blank answers onpaper
by the hands of
Good Morning day
by day
unfolded as
Sunderland flying boats
by the hands of
Eric
piece
by
piece
Daisy waiting
We too.

[Igor61]

Good evening to one and all. Plant could you hold the door for me please?
Thanks
I'd like to thank everyone for their good wishes after my little mishap, I hope to be back to my duties soon.

[tonyav]

I've always thought Howard had more money than sense Tony

So have I,nungate.

Another bucket me me please, Plant.

[DaisyNonna]

Eric wood not want to denigrate the Spruce Goose. Puts him on his mettle though.

[DTCwordfan]

five of the bastards, sibs.....upset a nest.

Got my revenge today.

[tonyav]

Blimey, look who's here. A very good evening to you, Igor, glad your on the mend.

[Psybbo]

Gawd Dt, my worst nightmare. Where were you stung?

[tonyav]

Bicarbonate soda, DT.

[nungate]

Had to deal with wasps nests in airbricks at our old house - managed to avoid the little blighters revenge though

[DaisyNonna]

Igor! How lovely to see you again. So painful to have a broken link.

[nungate]

I've heard it as vinegar for Vasps and Bicarb for Bees - we used vinegar when my mum was stung (why we got rid of the nests!)

[Igor61]

I blame myself Madame Daisy, though I hate to admit it Madame was right I should have taken off the chain before attempting to polish the cobwebs!

[tonyav]

Yes I believe your right, nungate. Vinegar for wasp stings.

[DTCwordfan]

the neck on the chest line - right side, right elbow for two and right shoulder also for two, either side. Three killed on my sweater as I got out of Dodge City, hydrocortisone in the house as the mater was got by a horsefly on Tuesday and ballooned up. Lathered the stings in them and 2 hours later, the stings subsided.