Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening and welcome to tonight's meeting of the Mad Over Fifties Club.
Tonight at the Towers we are pleased to announce that the Tailcock will be the Storm Flurry and for the hot plate special we have a delicious Chicken Chasseur, with veggies from the estate and mash (of course) and on the pudding trolley, a rich and dreamy chocolate torte with whipped cream! As I this isn't enough we also have our customary volley vonts, canopies and horses doovers.
The Minstrels are busily setting up their instruments in the gallery ready to play the madrigals and fugues we have come to expect from them, in the ballroom we have the Woody Forest Swing Band - anyone for a jitterbug?
We have nice blazing fires in the most of the rooms (would anyone wishing to stay in one of our guest suites please inform Belle in order that fires may be lit in the suite) From the library to the snug the Towers is waiting to welcome members. The hot tub is bubbling away on the north tower and the bungee is ready to bounce, down in the dungeon the indoor pool is ready and waiting for anyone wishing a late night swim.
For the rofl tonight I offer:
Dry cleaners hanger - the cleaners put a pair of leather gloved on a hanger?
4 empty cardboard boxes - the Avon lady left them in the front porch

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

carriages at midnight

[tonyav]

ony, switching all these matches around to Sundays and midweek has taken much of the fun out of Saturday nights when the League Tables could be read, understood and you knew exactly where your team was.
hope they don't wobble tomorrow

Totally agree with that, Daisy. I hope we don't wobble either, getting some fresh air between us and the Baggies now they lost again today.

[nungate]

I knew it was one of her "murders"

[Mammar]

Bye bye Queenie x
I'm going to pass on the watery entertainments this evening and going to check out the swing band.
All I can offer for the roffle this week is an empty overnight bag that I never want to see again and a bagful of shredded nerves. I'm quite hoping someone might donate a bottle of hair dye, any colour but grey.

[nungate]

I've decided to leave my hair "au naturel" as it were - saved a fortune on hair dye recently!

[tonyav]

Yeah, think I'll check out the swing band as well.

[Mammar]

Think I may have to leave early.
Have a bit of a power problem.

[DaisyNonna]

Sounds like fun.
Anyone see the Swingathon tonight?

[tonyav]

Whats the problem, Mammar electric cuts ?.

[tonyav]

Anyone see the Swingathon tonight?

No I didn't Daisy. Mean't to watch it but forgot about it.

[nungate]

Oh dear Mammar, sorry to lose you so soon after tour arrival. I do hope everything will be settled and you can get back to normal soon

[DTCwordfan]

Remember Nungate is offering guest suites, each suite with at least two fireplaces if I read her opening remarks correctly -// (would anyone wishing to stay in one of our guest suites please inform Belle in order that fires may be lit in the suite)// Not even Andrew Carnegie had that in his Dornoch Towers.

[DTCwordfan]

Yes - No Brucie again.....is he on his last legs? Susannah Reid is up for the axe potentially.

[tonyav]

No Brucie DT !, have they said why ?.

[DTCwordfan]

That, I do not know.....

[DaisyNonna]

No reason given, neither was his absence referred to.

[nungate]

I know the result and I'm not telling!

[DaisyNonna]

I know where to find it but happy to wait.

[tonyav]

Poor old Brucie.

[nungate]

one of two people in my household will be disappointed Daisy

[ferlew]

Message to Daisynonna....
Do NOT fold your arm after a blood test.....hold it out straight, and press on the site. Folding pools the blood.