Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening and welcome to tonight's meeting of AB's Mad Over Fifties Club. Sadly, Queenofmean sends her regrets as she will be unable to join us this evening, due to serious computer problems.
Tonight's Tailcock will be the "Barca Blaster" (we're playing a BIG game tonight and we need the extra support) For our hot plate special we have resurrected that old favourite "Potage Bonne Femme" (you have no idea how difficult it is to locate a Good Woman these days!) served with lots of fresh crusty bread (and butter if desired) of course, as always there is a variety of canopies, volly vonts, and horses doovers, on tonight's banquet table. On the pudding trolley we have Lemon meringue pie, with whipped cream, also on offer is a delicious fruit salad.
The Minstrels are already up in the gallery warming up to give us their usual rendition of madrigals and fugues, while down in the Ballroom we have the Ecclefecchan Girl Pipers playing a selection of show tunes .. interesting
The fires are burning brightly in the hearths, the games room is ready for use, in the Library there is a fabulous selection of books and all the latest Magazines and Periodicals, including a copy of "Plumbing and Crochet Weekly". Up on the North Tower the hot tub is bubbling away and the mini bar had been refilled. The bungees is ready to use, just bear in mind to aim away from the moat as the piranhas do bite! It is possible for a stroll around the grounds as we have installed some outside lighting, just be careful to stay on the lighted paths. The indoor swimming pool is available for member's use (cossies can be borrowed).

For tonight's rofl I offer:
Queenie's laptop (broken....)
my brother (lazy oik and has totally p**sed me off)
Athletico Madrid (they are totally P***ing me off tonight)
Saturday Night TV - thank goodness for Spanish Football and MOFC!

not sure who has rattled my cage tonight but consider it rattled!

however,
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals tonight


carriages at midnight

[nungate]

I know Daisy, conjures up all sorts of images in my head ......

[tonyav]

Could you get arrested for soliciting a solicitor I wonder.

[queenofmean]

CK in this house lol

[DaisyNonna]

The law has much to answer for. Briefs?

[tonyav]

queenofmean
CK in this house lol

Ohhhhhhhhhh.

[nungate]

Stop it Daisy, please. My best friend is a solicitor ...... she would see the ridiculous in all of this language thing

[DaisyNonna]

Ok nungate. Let it be privy between us.

[nungate]

OK. But isn't it ridiculous how the language changes just across the pond.
Words that seem fairly innocuous in the States can be regarded as being "rude" over here and vice versa

[tonyav]

I think I'll stay on the bench with this one, Daisy / nungate.

[nungate]

probably the wise thing to do Tony. We weren't arguing, it's just the words coming forth were conjuring up all sorts of images in my head and I get these ridiculous ideas - and it was the pictures of my friend (the solicitor) getting up to these really daft things in my head that in all likelihood the next time we meet I'd have the worst case of giggles and it would take ages to explain the story of me and Daisy and all these different meanings of words between here and the States ....

[tonyav]

LOL, I was just trying to join in, nungate. You know ' The Bench ' magistrates court usually involving solicitor's.

[nungate]

I hope you didn't feel excluded Tony, it was when Daisy mentioned "briefs" that my imagination went into overdrive!

[tonyav]

So did mine, nungate lol.

[DaisyNonna]

Promise to be on my best behaviour for a stretch.

[tonyav]

Well I can't defend that, Daisy.

[nungate]

at least until the elastic perishes at any rate ......

[DaisyNonna]

My apologies to you all, just love playing with words.
Perhaps tailcocks all around? Race you to the lemon meringue pie Tony!

[nungate]

all for word play

[tonyav]

Someone's had all of the Lemon Meringue pie, wonder who !.

[DaisyNonna]

Not got the energy for badminton these days.