Dating

[marval]

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there’s nobody home."

I went over. Nobody was home.


A bachelor asks a computer dating agency to find him the perfect mate.

"I want a companion who is small and cute," he says.

"She must love water sports and enjoy group activities."

The computer says, "Marry a penguin."


A young couple park in Lovers Lane.

"It’s very peaceful," says the girl.

"Listen, you can hear the crickets."

"They’re not crickets," replies the boy.

"They’re zippers."


A college student picks up his date at her parent’s home.

He’s scraped together every penny he has to take her to a fancy restaurant but, to his dismay, she orders everything expensive on the menu.

Appetisers, lobster, champagne – everything.

Finally he says, "Does your mother feed you like this at home?"

"No" replies his date, "but then Mother’s not looking to get laid."

[tonyav]

LOL, like e'm, marval.

[Psybbo]

LOL Trust Tony

[tonyav]

[i]I can't help it ;-)[i].

[Psybbo]

Brings back memories???

[tonyav]

Yes, happy ones !!!

[marval]

So it was your zipper tony was it.

[tonyav]

Maybe !.

[Psybbo]

stuck again ouch

[tonyav]

AHHHHHHGGGGGGG

[marval]

Even I winced at that.

[Psybbo]

Well marvel, you know what it's like when things expand lol

[marval]

Ah yes psybbo I do.

[tonyav]

Hey, I wear Levi 501's these days, button fly !.

[Psybbo]

But you're not in the back seat of a car now, Tony

[marval]

Ah tony, much better than zips

[tonyav]

Psybbo
But you're not in the back seat of a car now, Tony


Ah but speed mattered then, Psybbo.

Yes, marval.

[Psybbo]

Reminds me of that Pointer Sisters' song

[tonyav]

Also that Tina Turner song.

[tonyav]

And that one by Meatloaf.

[Psybbo]

Yep and thank you marvel for a light-hearted thread tonight xx