What Confucius Didn't Say

[retrocop]

*Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.*

*Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.*

*Better to be *** off than *** on.*

*Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.*

*Squirrel who runs up woman's' leg will not find nuts.*

*Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.*

*Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.*

*War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.*

*Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.*

*It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it.*

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.*

*Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.*

*Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement..*

*Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.*

*Finally CONFUCIUS also didn't SAY. . ........*

*"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood !"*

[retrocop]

No 3 pearl of wisdom was peed if you hadn't guessed :-)

[marval]

I like them

[Chipchopper]

Great stuff!

Another one he didn't sat: Women who cook meat and peas in same pot, velly unhygenic!

[retrocop]

Chipchopper
Ahhhh So le Velly good. :-)

[webbo3]

"Man with hole in pocket , he feel c**ky all day"


Dave

[frugalfred]

Confucius say, "Girl who sits on judge's lap gets honourable discharge."

[RATTER15]

She was only the football supporters daughter but she liked her udders field!

[frugalfred]

Naah, she was only the Admiral's daughter, but her naval base was full of discharged seamen.

[frugalfred]

Confucius him say: "Retired policeman from Clapham Junction, him no longer have truncheon function"

[Patsy33]

Will blind man making investment see again?

[Patsy33]

He who is trying to catch woman should try lass Sue...

[sandyRoe]

Better to be *** off than *** on.*
Pres Johnson tweaked that one to say of a colleague, I'd rather have him inside the tent ******* out than outside******* in.

[cleodog]

Him who take girl in wood on hill him not on the level!