At The Zoo!

[Berniecuddles2]

I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.

The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity.

[Patsy33]

Crumbs!

[Berniecuddles2]

My wife said she doesn't like any of my bread jokes.

I've got a right cob on now.

[Berniecuddles2]

Anyway I don't care I been perfecting my bread making skills all day!

I've already done baguettes and bloomers.

I'm on a roll now.

[Patsy33]

At yeast they're funny!

[Chipchopper]

Was it some kind of Sub species ?

[Berniecuddles2]

Oh crumbs, someones stolen my secret stash of bread!

When I saw there was naan left, it left me in a pitta despair!

[Patsy33]

I feel like filling up...

[Patsy33]

That baguette not daft. He knows which side of his bread is buttered!

[Berniecuddles2]

I knead to make some dough I'm skint!

[Patsy33]

You need to rise up and prove yourself!

[Berniecuddles2]

I was gonna comment best not *Titterfarkle* here x

[Berniecuddles2]

Titterfarkle What The Funicular is that about???

[albaqwerty]

a titterfarkle is what the tiger loaf roars when someone rattles their cage lol

[Patsy33]

Lol! Titter ye not!
What you been on Bernie??

[Patsy33]

Oh, Albs! That was my next line about the tiger bread!

[albaqwerty]

sob, Patsy, sorry :-( xx

[Patsy33]

Take no notice Albs! Im a bit crusty this morning....x

[Berniecuddles2]

Just been shopping forgot the bread..jeez I need to use my loaf!

[albaqwerty]

I'm having naan of this, you should have written a list.

[Berniecuddles2]

I did... me brains sliced