Jesus And His Apostles

[wolf63]

Jesus was worried about the drug epidemic plaguing the world. He decided that a few disciple would return to earth and fetch a sample of each drug, so they could understand what these substances did.

Three days after the operation is implemented, the disciples begin to return. Jesus, waiting at the door, lets in each disciple: “Who is it?” “It’s Mark” Jesus opens the door. “What did you bring Mark?” “Marijuana from Colombia” “Very well son, come in.”

Another soft knock is heard. “Who is it?” “It’s Matthew” Jesus opens the door. “What did you bring Matthew?” “Cocaine from Mexica” “Very well son, come in.”

At the next knock, Jesus asks, “Who is it?” “It’s John” Jesus opens the door. “What did you bring John?” “Crystal meth from Los Angeles” “Very well son, come in.”

Someone starts pounding on the door. “Who is it?” “It’s Judas” Jesus opens the door. “What did you bring Judas?” “Freeze! This is the FBI!”

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[Spicerack]

He doesn't learn, does he?

[Hopkirk]

Looks like they've had their last supper together for a while then.

[Shaglene]

Its back to the five loaves and water...........

[Hopkirk]

I'm doubting this story.

[Garaman]

God was annoyed when they returned individually after he had told them to get their *** together.