Sweet Corn

[Chipchopper]

A corn cob walks into a bar and sees another cob sitting alone at the bar, so he go's over and says:
"Hey babe do you come 'ear often ?"

[Tilly2]

Was she a chaff?

[gness]

He won't butter her up with that corny line.... :-(

[Chipchopper]

She came from the cheating side of town...

[Patsy33]

Very corny.....

[Shaglene]

I knew that corn had ears but I didn't know that they could talk...................

[Voltage]

Was he a green giant?

[elliemay1]

Q:What did the baby corn say to the Mummy corn?
A:Where's popcorn?

[marval]

That is an amaizing joke.

[tonyav]

A rye sense of humour.