Mad Over Fifties Club Early I Know

[queenofmean]

Good Evening and a warm welcome to this week’s MOFC here at Queenies Quay. I know it’s early but I’m heading out shortly for a meal and I’ve been planning this all week.

It’s just after Valentines Day so we decided to throw a Valentine's Ball for everyone. This will be held in the heated marquee in the rose garden. All available staff will be on hand to serve drinks, nibbles and take coats. Plant has been pruning and has a lovely selection of roses for you to gift to a member of your choice. Please take care of the balloon decorations we don’t need you floating off into the night.

We have our resident DJ this evening DJ C who will play an eclectic mix of romantic songs, ballads or anything that will make a party a party. So on you go get them dancing shoes on. On the caterers trolley we have loads of steaks, chips, peas and all the steak sauces known to man. We have chocolate covered strawberries for afters.

The Tailcock this evening is Cupid’s Arrow, a light blend of raspberry gin and a few other additions, one that will get them arrows flying and hearts a poppin.

If you want to remain in the house where it’s a little quieter we have the cinema room and the library. We have the volly vents and horses doovers in the dining room and an ice cream trolley where you can make your own sundaes.

For the rofl i have
3 sheets of blue tissue paper
1 pen used no ink, think it was blue
One bag of jelly tots unopened

I may not be about this evening but I may drop in if I can.

Carriages at Midnight.

[TonyV]

Hello Queenie will get along later with some ruffle prizes

[TonyV]

Anyone coming early tonight?

[-SharonA-]

I'm still cooking, so I'll be in later.

[TonyV]

Sharon will you manage to get your leather on? Or is it rubber?

[-SharonA-]

Tonyv, after my huge dinner, I doubt it. Looking for my Lycra catsuit.

[TonyV]

Ok Sharon Lycra then if you can squeeze into it will keep you in shape, hopefully no VPL

[-SharonA-]

There definitely won't be any VPL!!!!! There won't be any P!!!

[Theland]

Can I wear a floral frock? Would it clash with my beard?

[-SharonA-]

Of course you can! Everything goes with beards!!! Or if you like I can give you a quick shave. ;-)

[TonyV]

Ok Sharon your call, you need any help getting dressed?

[-SharonA-]

Erm, Tonyv still struggling with the lycra. I knew I shouldn't have eaten that belly of pork, it's gone straight to my belly!!!

[TonyV]

Oh perhaps you need something less tight or we have you breath in and squeak?

[-SharonA-]

Breathe in and oink more like!!

[TonyV]

Ok oink it will be

[queenofmean]

I’m back, I’ll be lurking in my chambers, dinner didn’t agree with me.

[Theland]

I'll bring my own drugs, Sanatogen, deep heat, roomatiz elixir.

[Theland]

Intravenous fish and chips can do that.

[-SharonA-]

Ooh er, roomatiz elixir indeed. Where you gonna rub that?

[queenofmean]

I think it was the Coconut Cream Pie TL.
May take a tailcock and drown my sorrows...

[Theland]

On all the floppy bits.