Donation Wanted

[Rondy]

A man is going from door to door. He stops at one house and knocks on the door. A man opens the door. The door-to-door salesman says, "Hello sir, today we're going door-to-door looking for those who might be interested in making a donation to the retirement home."

"Sure, that sounds great!" exclaims the man. "Hey Granny, hurry up and get your coat."

[zebo]

A bit like the man who rang the Salvation Army and asked Is it true that you save fallen women?

Yes sir, we do indeed try to save fallen women.

Good, will you save one for me for Saturday.