Holiday Hotel

[Rondy]

A holiday maker called a seaside hotel to ask its location. "It's only a stone's throw from the beach," he was told.
"But how will I recognize it?" asked the man.
Came the reply: "It's the one with all the broken windows."

[Bazile]

Saves on the air con

[DTCwordfan]

thanks for that - have adapted it for the Idle Rocks Hotel in St Mawes who had major window damage after a huge storm down here a few years ago....

Never mind the windows though, about the machine-gun holes in the wall aerating my bedroom in Bamako several years ago....