American Tourists

[Rondy]

As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led the American tourists through the process of cheese making, explaining that goats milk was used.
She showed the group a lovely Welsh hillside where many goats were grazing.
"These", she explained, "are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce."
She then asked, "What do you do in America with your old goats?"
A spry old gentleman answered, "They send us on bus tours to Wales."

[bhg481]

I read that out to my wife. She said she expected the punchline to be "They make them president".

[Canary42]

Sorry Rondy, but I think bhg481's wife has the better punch line :-D

[bhg481]

Canary - you've just made my wife's day.