Wee John

[Rondy]

Wee John was always in trouble at school because of his bad behaviour and swearing. One day he came home and asked his Granda "what a have you got from the the bl***y war Granda" ...
" Look John stop this swearing" said his Granda.
"Sorry" said John.
"Well I've got me rifle and great-coat" said his Granda.
"Good can I take them to school ?" asked John.
" Of course "replied his Granda " I know where my rifle is but where is my great-coat ? . ah I remember it's over the tank in the loft. "
"What!!" exclaimed John "you've a ***ng tank as well!!!"