Elephants......................

[Shaglene]

Q What's the difference between an elephant and a grape?
A Elephants are grey and grapes are green.

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Q What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
A Here come the elephants.

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Q What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming?
A Here come the grapes. (Jane was colour-blind).

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Q] What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?
A] An elephant's foreskin!

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Q. How would you know if there was an elephant in the fridge?

A. You would see its footprints in the butter.

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Q. Why was the elephant in the phone box?

A. It was making a trunk call

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Q. How do you get four elephants in a Mini?

A. Two in the front and two in the back

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Q. How does an elephant hide in a cherry tree?

A. It paints its toe-nails red.

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[albaqwerty]

How do you get 4 giraffes in a mini? You can't,the elephants are in the way.

[Chipchopper]

Q. What did the grape say when an elephant stepped on it?
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A. Nothing, it just gave out a little whine.
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