For the Ladies

[johnlambert]

Good morning ladies,
I thought you would enjoy these :-)



How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."


How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One-He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.


How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.


What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.


Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.


Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.


What's the best way to kill a man?
Put a naked blonde and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.


Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?
So men can understand them.


Why did God create man before woman?
Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece


Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.

Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.

[redcrx]

lol
thank you John, its a nice way to start a friday morning!

[Athley]

lol

Thanks John lets hope this is the start of a fun day!!

I've got more snow !!! :o)

[Pippa68]

Oh thank you John ~ they are fab!

[Lovinit]

cheers john, made my day :D