MM & MK Links Sept Week 4

[crofter]

I leave you for two weeks and what do I come back to find? A pile of junk mail in the hall and my shrubs littered with unspeakable rubbish! I'd like to tell you exactly what I found ~ but it's unspeakable! Don't blame Crown Jools . She only set the (reasonable) questions, you lot did the fighting over the points with such (unreasonable) behaviour.

And don't blame gen2. He did a brrrrilliant job trying to keep some sort of order (said in my best Scottish accent) in my absence. However he has left me his spreadsheet (so far) and it reads like an MM Rogues' Gallery with rogerr, Christiana, Grenmus & ulysses100 heading the list and leading new-comer AllyLally astray!

[sarumite]

Hi Laney .. good to see somebody sober ... you can now see what I have to put up with !!

[LaneyB]

Better tonight thanks Jools, Alan was much brighter and things seem to working fine now - finger crossed.

[JoolsTwo]

I'll keep mine crossed too for him. Give him our love and hope he improves every day.

[LaneyB]

S, I am sure you can cope with all these lovely ladies, who cares if they lead you astray!!! I am afraid I am sober, this is the first time for a few weeks I have time to come to the shrubbery, so save me a glass of, oh anything will do!

[LaneyB]

Thanks Jools, will do

[JoolsTwo]

sarumite, how would you know sober? Look at all those empty bottle there. I don't know what crofter going to say when he see all those.

[Meg]

Just browsing through, thought this was a sensible site, BRILLIANT, can anyone dive into the shubbery? P.S. mine's a bacardi !Gobsmacked, Wendy.

[paulineward]

Laney...we need all the help we can get in here with Sarumite!...Aqua popped in ..got us all going and popped out!!!!
Crofter...well he sneaks in where NO MAN fears to tread!!...oh I feel sorry for his wife...the long suffering Valerie....God Bless Her!!
Kay...well she is a madam!!!
Jan...well let me say they try to keep her off the checkout!!!
Jools is keeping her head down..so as not to give me any more 'vibes'....

Oh I do suffer on a Friday night!!!...and Reg has gone to bed!!!!!

[sarumite]

I think it was crofter who emptied most of them Jools!

[evsajo]

Laney lovely to hear from you, I am glad Alan is making progress and I'm sure an evening in the company of all these slightly tipsy people will cheer you up!!!!.

[paulineward]

miss meg...you are very welcome!!!...especially if you are mystic!!!
If we plough you with enough bacardi's..could you predict Jools links...or better still the Lottery numbers???

[JoolsTwo]

Hi miss meg - yes anyone can dive in. It is the sensible part of the site - except on a Friday night. Here's your Bacardi - Ice?

[sarumite]

cor blimey that's all we need .. another laydeee to get on at me I suppose ?? !!

[JoolsTwo]

You enjoy it sarumite :-))))

[paulineward]

Oh Sarumite...PRETEND you object!!!

[sarumite]

☺☺☺☺☺

[Meg]

All will be revealed when I get my shubbery pass.

[evsajo]

Hello Miss Meg, you're more than welcome to join us. We are just limbering up for tomorrows links game but beware as I said earlier Friday evenings can become very addictive and can also change your life!!!! My knitting needles lie rusting in the cupboard and my poor grandchildren walk around in half finished vests and I also drink now because of bad influences (no names but be careful of Pauline and the quiet one Laney).Enjoy yourself anyway , Kay

[JoolsTwo]

Now Kay, I saw you you back there with those Rugby plays and those bottles..............

[paulineward]

Laney..do you think we could 'do' Kay for slander!!???
Mind you...you would have to prove it wasn't true!!!