MM & MK Links Sept Week 4

[crofter]

I leave you for two weeks and what do I come back to find? A pile of junk mail in the hall and my shrubs littered with unspeakable rubbish! I'd like to tell you exactly what I found ~ but it's unspeakable! Don't blame Crown Jools . She only set the (reasonable) questions, you lot did the fighting over the points with such (unreasonable) behaviour.

And don't blame gen2. He did a brrrrilliant job trying to keep some sort of order (said in my best Scottish accent) in my absence. However he has left me his spreadsheet (so far) and it reads like an MM Rogues' Gallery with rogerr, Christiana, Grenmus & ulysses100 heading the list and leading new-comer AllyLally astray!

[sarumite]

Hey crofter I am your friend ... but there is no fury like a woman scorned (or something like that) ... and Pauline is SOME adversary !! Take care (S) ☺☺☺

[paulineward]

CROFTER.....
(a) glad you are wearing no shoes...cos you and Sarumite have NO SOLE!!!
(b) Sarumite is friends with everyone!!!...and maybe soon no-one!!
(c) Pauline IS a Lady as is the great VALERIE!!..gawd what we put up with!!!
(d) they haven't missed you!!!!...they're all doing what they are told!!
(e) They make no sense at all...cos they were writen by a man!!!

LONG LIVE THE WOMEN!!!

CROFTER...YOU HAVE STARTED IT!!...
AND WE WOMEN WILL END IT ...ALWAYS!!

[paulineward]

And I presume on that note you feeble men wil run off and cower...cos us women here have got you all sussed!!!

[Ont-ice]

Wouldn't you know I'd be escorted in when you've all gone asleep. Wonder who this is in the corner? It's one of the men - for sure.
http://www.knowledgeoflondon.com/images/bobbyl ight.jpg

[Ont-ice]

Oh well! I guess it's just me and the bottle then.
'Here's to me 'cos there's nobody like me.' Hic!
http://www.gettingpersonal.co.uk/images/whiske y_gift_tin_lrg.jpg

[Christiana]

Morning all. That's definitely Crofter, Ontice. Pauline threw him out of the shrubbery last night and he was forced to doss down (English slang for sleep) wherever he could.

[paulineward]

HI Ont-ice...sorry must have just logged off as you posted!!
Love the picture and Christiana's right...looks just like Crofter to me!

Crofter and Sarumite!!!...running away from a mere gentle woman eh??? :-))

[JoolsTwo]

What ever do you lot get up to after I went to bed......look at the mess here and poor crofter. :-))))

[JoolsTwo]

Thats were that bottle of scotch went, I might of know O-ice would have it tucked away somewhere.

[paulineward]

Morning Jools!!!...No hints???

[seekeerz]

Wow, what a night - I'm amazed any of you can stand this morning and pauline - where have you left crofter or more specifically what did you do to him ???

[seekeerz]

Jan, I'm gobsmacked - where on earth did you find those guys
- mind you, they're worth downloading, blowing up and hanging on the wall - I love rugby anyway, but that's even better.

[jan1956]

see what you miss steff when you don't join us in our little gentle games of bridge while we wait for the link words!.

[Aquagility]

Come back Body & Soul. You make a whole lot of sense compared with this drussen lot. I never yer'ed anything like it, nor hope to, s'welp me!