Mad over 50s club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.
Members are particularly requested to inspect the lost propery room as a considerable number of items were left after last Saturday's activities.

[Mamyalynne]

they keep talking about gordon who is he is he matron??

[Panic Button]

I'm 49, and reading this thread has terrified me of what is to come this year.

[Mamyalynne]

yum pumpkin is that a drink bring it on me other stuff is finished but there are at least thirty in my room now (sssshhh)

[crazycathy2]

Embrace being 50 PB

Mamayalynne I think badger can be co driver he just volunteered but you were so busy putting all the drink in your knitting bag you didn't hear

I think they must mean Gordon the train a friend of Thomas or Gordon the Gopher

[Mamyalynne]

panic panic panic don`t scare me i am delicate and respect rule 7 you are in by default and welcome

[crazycathy2]

mamyalynne it's ok I think the badger has a licence

let's have a little drink before we go one for the road one for the hill one for the corner

wait a minute I think we need more supplies as it's not enough

[Mamyalynne]

thank goodness cathy thought they may even have (whisper) mentioned politics if so id be back in the restraints in a jiffy (any excuse) they try to keep me down you know

[crazycathy2]

got the bottles now what we will do is let badger drive us out of here and you can take over later - I'll try to crawl upstairs on the bus and if they come near I'll throw the empty bottles at them....

you can walk up and down shouting get your tickets here and they'll never notice anything strange

[pinktwink]

can the young uns come in just back fromthe local !!!

[Mamyalynne]

panic button please dont fret its great here all will assist and if you lose anything as we always do theres a pot to dip in , makes things fun everything from j strings (i think) to y fronts in the undie pile and as you might imagine the medicine chest is an aladdin`s cave but beware the cocktail cabinet is very depleted ( no names no pack drill ) so if you can bring a gottle that will ensure early admission especially if brought to jy room and no word to you know wo (sssshhh)

[Mamyalynne]

pink me mucker me mate me pal, you will have to do upstairs cant do it with me bad knees ♥♥

[pinktwink]

ah sure ther is a table there I can dance on . Bet the local hairdresser was busy with rinses and sets today !!!!

[crazycathy2]

also even if you do lose something you won't remember so no worries

and watch out for matron - I still don't know which one she is but she is no fun

Pinktwink I am here - madness is a criteria so you'll be fine!!!

[Mamyalynne]

dancing on tables are you MAD half of em on ruddy zimmers, you could be the floor show though eh�

[Mamyalynne]

I thought gordon or maud was matron or is it me hang on i will check me name tag in me knick knacks

[crazycathy2]

I've already worked out a routinue for my zimmer dancing - it's abit like me poledancing - I'll be wearing me pink thingey if Joy would ever send it back from her last party.

Pink the hairdresser she only lets them in one at a time as they keep sniffing the perm lotion especially mamyalynne she's like hooked

[Mamyalynne]

says M&S so matron and supremo/superior/sozzled who cares anyway pink have you brought a gottle?

[Mamyalynne]

zim dancing wow what fun

[crazycathy2]

pink she's probably guzzling the gottle and gonna fill it with water....

[Mamyalynne]

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