The club is now open. Members are particularly requested to inspect the lost propery room as a considerable number of items were left after last Saturday's activities.
Oh dear oh dear oh dear, I advertise quizzes in aid of our Maud Over 50s Club and you would all fit in perfectly with us every week because this is exactly what goes on at our club!!!!
who and I repeat who has left a stuffed badger in the lost property room?
There's even a false leg - if no one claims it I vote we try to sell it - anyone know the phone number for the pirates home they always want legs and parrots
Yes it's Brown's fault for sure
else we would be having snowballs and port and lemon and horlicks all for free
Brown, we could all march on downing street and rip him limb from limb, but no point, he's already the most detached from reality prime prat, sorry minister in recorded history, my hamster would do a better job
I'm not really allowed here as I was born after 1980 - shush shush but my birth certificate could be wrong??? who knows - none of you were there either