Mad over 50s club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.
Members are particularly requested to inspect the lost propery room as a considerable number of items were left after last Saturday's activities.

[chinadog]

I left out Better

[Mamyalynne]

hey this cherry wotsit actually rakes stains outta carpets too didnt mean to spill don`t tell ladyship hic

[doogied]

We've never heard of these fancy drinks you are mentioning, it's whisky and stovies we have every week because we are Scottish and most of us have no teeth at all so can't manage biccies or anything like that !!!

[Mamyalynne]

I used to have some china dogs on my mantelshelf but they took all potential sharp weapons away and earlier they tried to get me with the chemical cosh but they wont keep me down



PS i will somehow make this disappear before they log in again or i am in bother hee hee

[baitress]

I just looked outside and there is a double decker bus and a lot of men in white coats. Look out fellow members I think they are going to take us all off to the funny farm.
Prepare to repel boarders. Zimmer frames and white sticks at the ready.

[crazycathy2]

Prudentia we can't go on a march no one here is capable of even crawling let alone marching - hic hic

doogied you must be well posh we just dip our biccies in our drinks makes them softer and if they melt completely well we don't even notice

come on mamyalynne share the strawberry rasp cher the red drink come on let's have a slurp

[Mamyalynne]

no likey the whiskish a drop o pernod behind my ears before a dance sometimes

[chinadog]

Well Im having me cupa cocoa,rub in me tiger balm and off to the land of nod. I must wind the cat up and put the clock out afore I forget. nite me darlins xx

[Mamyalynne]

cathy comes in a five gallon drum must surely be drinkable we could roll the empty drum at the funny men like skittles eh??

[smouse]

If I like the look of them I shall go willingly

will the last one to bed please put out the light and see you all next week if I remember and I shall bring my own drinks and may even share but am not sharing the pills or my glasses

[chinadog]

I've got a pair of china dogs and I love em.must go bursting.

[Mamyalynne]

night china wind the cat up fro the reet end thats why me badgers stuffed

[Prudentia]

I think I may have found Gordon Browns brain, my little cat chucked up after mauling a mouse this morning and I found this microscopic bit of rotting grey matter, or perhaps I am being too kind, apologies, it's in my nature.

[crazycathy2]

Nite Chinadog xx

Why are those men wearing white coats - are they here to do the persil white advert - go and get some washing powder and we migth get on telly or get a free box of powder...

[Mamyalynne]

souse lightweight we dont even know we are sharing have a communal pool for discarded dentures hehe

[crazycathy2]

shall we sing the wheels on the bus?

mamyalynne that ugly man says you can't take badger on the bus what you going to do?

[Mamyalynne]

ell hijack the bus of course like i did on our last outing the fact i dont have a licence doesnt matter i am fuelled up

[Mamyalynne]

on this pink drinkish stuff am starting to feel a bit woozy tho will need a co driver

[smouse]

the bus will turn back into a pumpkin soon dont say I didnt warn you all