Mad over 50s club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.
Members are particularly requested to inspect the lost propery room as a considerable number of items were left after last Saturday's activities.

[Mamyalynne]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n36fnWWB3lA

[ladyalex]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ipg_7ly8HoM


Isn't mamyalynne glamorous ?
now, come on to bed , dear.

[chinadog]

Dont take any notice of me,see if I care:-(

[knobbynonut5]

My name is knobby and I will meet you in the lobby.

Kin ell I have seen this on recent posts all day, but it was in the quizzes and ingys section, so I thought it was a thingy didn eye.
Right you lot knobbys here an I qualifry for this awright.

[knobbynonut5]

Would you like to see my party tricks?

[atsgran]

Aw china, at least you know where your glasses are, mine are with my vest

[ladyalex]

Didn't think you could see us, Chinadog, what with your spec all steamed up and everything....
Have you dried yourself off properly ?
I think we should all have a nice cupof tea and a sit down. Have the police ladies gone away ?

[Mamyalynne]

i didt ask fer laydee cops the rotten lot 7.7.7.7.

[chinadog]

No all nice n dry and powdered now I've got a nice cuppa and a pear cos Im on a diet but im craving ice cream.anyone got some?

[ladyalex]

Drink up your tea, mamyalynne. The lady policemen have all gone away now.
Does anyone know where she keeps her pills ?

[Mamyalynne]

Nee naw nee naw nee naw Hic, just found some cherry brandy in the undersink cupboard, well it has no label but tastes good

[grasscarp]

Damn political correctness. Policemen should be men. who wants to be arrested by a woman for goodness sake.

[Prudentia]

ladyalex should have a prize and all our thanks for posting the best thread on here for many a long time!!! congrats and lots of love, xxx,

[Mamyalynne]

NO not the pills the natural remedies are best (I have smarties icecream in my room china shin up the drainpipe afore they put me in the padded cell)

[atsgran]

Think her pills are in the pocket of her zimmer, tuck her in well, enjoy - I really am off to bed, goodnight

[ladyalex]

Are you still here, Bathsheba ?
Can you knit something quickly to keep mamyalynne safe until we get her pills ?
I've managed to get the phone off her, so she cannot send for any other emergency services....we should be grateful it was only the police, it could have been the coastguards with their rockets and sou'westers

[Mamyalynne]

I heard a noise did a wasp fly in I did have my window open a tad to let out the vapours

[ladyalex]

Goodnight, atsgran, See you next week if either of us remember....

[ladyalex]

Don't pay any attention to her, china. She doesn't have any ice cream in her room. She just tells people that so that they will help her to escape . I think this has qualified as an Incident. that's Incident one and Incident two we've had so far.

[SLINKYKATE]

mamma that was a nice song,can we have some more party tricks,china dog is blowing up balloons,can i have one in the shape of a poodle and i'll stick my rainmate over it to keep it dry