Mad over 50s club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.
Members are particularly requested to inspect the lost propery room as a considerable number of items were left after last Saturday's activities.

[Mamyalynne]

who me � wouldnt hurt a fly INCIDENT its a stitch up matron has never liked me since day one

[Mamyalynne]

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[ladyalex]

I don't want to know that you don't have a stitch on, mamyalynne.
China and Slinkykate seem to be organising a party. perhaps we can play musical chairs ? or, my personal favourite, the Minister's cat ?

[Mamyalynne]

that poodle ish that colour cosh of the cherry brandish or whatever ish in this gottle

[SLINKYKATE]

mammalyne will you phone me a taxi,i'll see you all next week x x x x x x x x

[Mamyalynne]

the ministers done what !

[ladyalex]

Please don't givve her a phone again, slinkykate. Goodness knows who or what she'll phone. And who is the owner of that poodle.....it's a big dog ...

[ladyalex]

Oh no, the poodle is after the cat now. We'll never get this sorted out.

[Mamyalynne]

taxi taxi taxi now wheres the phone ?? number 999 got it, mountain rescue YAY

[Mamyalynne]

ou no likey my poodle wheres me ruddy knitting bag will pop it the ya boo sucks

[ladyalex]

Help !
Can any members who are still awake please come to mamyalynne's room.
It's the pills and the restraints this time. Just be glad we're not calling Matron.

[crazycathy2]

Just popped in to see you ladies as I will be over 50 one day and thought I'd see how the club is. I migth want to put my name on the waiting list.

I'm crazy enough to join anyway and I can knit.

Are you sure that's a poodle it looks like Betty on the floor looking for her teeth

[Mamyalynne]

cant find knit bag so the cat has to go

[Bathsheba]

Yes i'm still here ladyalex, but i'm afraid i'm not allowed knitting needles any more, sadly, too sharp :-(

[ladyalex]

My goodness, cathy, you're right. Poor Betty. Let me help you up , dear. Your dressing gown is all crumpled, like your head.
We'll just go downstairs and have some cocoa and you'll soon feel better.
By the way, there is no need to put your name down, Cathy. Youth is no bar to this club if you can demonstrate that you are sufficiently mad. Certificates to be forwarded in triplicate to ...somebody who vets them

[Mamyalynne]

not the pills AND the restraints pleeeeeease you know what happened last time and am down to me last pair of bloomers


7 7 7 7

[SLINKYKATE]

thats my taxi,wheres my poodle and my rainmate

[ladyalex]

The voice os sanity (well, relative sanity) Thank goodness you're here, bathsheba. Try to get the handcuffs on Mamyalynne while i get her pills into her.
They should work in about 4 hours, so we won't have to stay here for very long.
Have you brought some sudokus to pass the time ?

[ladyalex]

Bye bye slinkykate, see you next week.
Please hurry up and take your cat from mamyalynne's room. Your rainmate is in the cupboard under the sink...probably.
Mamyalynne...don't make me quote rule 7 at you again.

[chinadog]

Sorry my friend rang, of course I patted my hair before I answered the phone. The ministers cat is an Angry cat.