Mad over 50s club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now open


Due to a series of unfortunate events last week, the Committee has ruled that alcoholic beverages may only be consumed.

[Mamyalynne]

still got me smarties ice cream well think theyre smarties havent taken my medication for a while

[Prudentia]

We have a market in Bakewell but some old tart keeps trying to sell me a pastry thing.

[Mamyalynne]

not coming near me with them big scissors again i gave them to the caretaker last week

[ladyalex]

Has everyone remembered to bring their teeth ?
There is a bucket of steradent with things in it in the members bathroom which the cleaners have refused to touch

[Mamyalynne]

dont bother with em meself

[ladyalex]

I wish we had a market....we only have a stall

[Mctavish]

I've got some jelly babies - don't know whether they are little girls or boys.

[Prudentia]

the boys have more to eat

[ladyalex]

McTavish...you Mc Murderer!
and McCannibal

Can I have the green ones ?

[Mamyalynne]

they were called peace babys just after the war

[Mamyalynne]

has the talk finished i can still her afaint noise or is it the moth in the lightshade

[ladyalex]

No, I think there'e been a problem.....Can you hear the tannoy announcement ????


As the small lounge has proved too small for the 'Mingling' session, we are moving to the Lower Lesser Hall. If this venue also proves too small, we will move on to the Upper Larger Hall. (Members will remember that the Upper Lesser Hall and the Lower Larger Hall are presently Out of Bounds due to redecoration. Please disturb the Community Service Volunteers who are stripping as part of their well-deserved punishment..)

[Mctavish]

Will just have to check whether the green ones are girls - is they are then the answer is NO !!!!

[ladyalex]

Well, can I have a green peace baby boy, then ?

[Prudentia]

I have a tendency to sleepwalk and I never wear anything in bed , our village, Hassop in Derbyshire, but it's very quiet and there's never anybody about. How can I program peoples satnavs????

[ladyalex]

Has everyone got to the Lower Lesser Hall ? Via Hassap....when possible, make a U-turn......
I think you can get a little man to do it over the internet, prudentia, but I'm not sure.....perhaps one of our male members would help you out.

[smouse]

Bit late tonight sorry
did I miss the horlicks
anyone remembered what rule 7 is and did the men in white coats take my crochet hook

[Mamyalynne]

so its off to the upper lesser smaller larger hall cupboard is that what you said??

[ladyalex]

Thank goodness you've arrived, smouse. There's plenty to drink tonight. (We're keeping it away fromMamy..).and you're just in time for the talk by Valderma and Blodwen....please don't talk abou the men in white coats. The meories are all too painful for many of us.

[Mamyalynne]

hi smouse nay horlicking only the hard stuff theres a bit o navy rum knocking about will check whats left under sink in a mo