Mad over 50s club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now open


Due to a series of unfortunate events last week, the Committee has ruled that alcoholic beverages may only be consumed.

[ladyalex]

Was there not also talk of a bit of rough ?

[Mamyalynne]

not tea blurgh we want chips again who`s going and remember my vinegar

[craft1948]

my company has departed now so I'll do the chippie run.....who wants what?

[Prudentia]

Anybody comming to Hassop yet???

[ladyalex]

smouse, you are a founder member. Of course you can have horlicks. Trouble is, the power has gone because someone found my big scissors and cut the electric cable...it's all leaking out over the clubhouse now, our bill will be enormous.
As soon as the electric man gets here, we will start brewing it up.

[Mctavish]

Oh goody - fish and chips - salt and vinigar on mine please and a pickled onion

[Mamyalynne]

thought the whole rule was alcohol only you cannot just change the rules like this

[craft1948]

does the electric man have a uniform...

[ladyalex]

Craft, I am so sorry to hear about your firm...this credit crunch is awful.
I'll have chips with salt and vinegar please, and mushy peas if they have them...I'm expecting a postal order so I'll pay you next week...

[Mamyalynne]

smouse hes not shop soiled was purely platonic just admired his hose is all

[Mctavish]

I bet mamy has dialled 9 9 9 again

[Mamyalynne]

chips peas and gravy fer me with vinegar pls

[ladyalex]

Don't start on about rules again. We had enough of that last week.
I've repeatedly told you that rule 7 ALWAYS applies.

[Prudentia]

did I really spend �60 on a full wax to find everybody was asleep.

[Mamyalynne]

wheres the ruddy phone 9 9 9 chips peas gravy mutter mumble

[craft1948]

so that's fish and chips 3 times, onion, and gravy....and er hmm I seem to be paying....

[ladyalex]

Actually, the electric man does have a very fetching uniform. But he's only gong to show it to me.
I have the key to the meter cupboard (and his heart)

[Mctavish]

OOh mushy peas as well with mine please - I'll give you an IOU for them smouse.

[Mamyalynne]

Rule 7 7 7 now where is it what is it �

[Queenie.x]

What's all the noise in here? I live next door and I'm trying to sleep. Oooh, is that rum I see. Did I tell you I was married to a sailor.