Mad over 50s club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now open


Due to a series of unfortunate events last week, the Committee has ruled that alcoholic beverages may only be consumed.

[Mamyalynne]

Oooh look at that hose !!

[puzzled54]

Maybe I'm just having a sane moment in an otherwise mad day!

[Mamyalynne]

better a greasy pole than dancing on the table pinktwink did her neck in last week

[Prudentia]

I once saw a pole dancing, it was grim beyond belief.

[Mctavish]

Mamy behave yourself !!!

[Mamyalynne]

yes pru i went to Rekyavik once too

[ladyalex]

Sorry, had to leave for a bit...
Did someone mention eastern european firemen dancing ?
Now I would pay to see that.
Where are they all ?
Has Mamy captured them ?

[Mctavish]

The sailors will dance the hornpipe for you .

[ladyalex]

You leave that poor Vic alone, Mamy W. What has he ever done to you ?

[puzzled54]

Am thinking of changing my name to dazed and confused

[Prudentia]

The bar in my hotel run out of ice, can you believe that, it was 20 below outside!!

[Mamyalynne]

is it not time for the drugs trolley me booze has gone

[ladyalex]

I think you have just qualified for membership, puzzled.

[smouse]

excuse me but I had gone to the hall for the talk and then find you are all still here and I nearly missed the drugs round
have the firemen arrived or am I too late for that as well
story of my life

[Mamyalynne]

so VD and BO are alone together ? could be problematic could they do me a chunky scarf (neer cast a clout till may is out etc)

[Mamyalynne]

have done with my fire bobby smouse hes a good un

[ladyalex]

I think Mamy has the firemen locked in the basement with her and is dancing with them
Either that or she is eating an ice pole...it's not entirely clear.
You haven't missed the drugs trolley yet, matron is a bit late tonight as she's dealing with BO and VD.
There is plenty of booze as McTavish brought the grog and somebody brought verrucas .
We'll be having a nice cup of tea and a biscuit in a minute, as soon as we can get the power back on again

[Prudentia]

It's double verrucas for everyone tonight, enjoy and be merry!!

[Mctavish]

I'm afraid all the jelly babies have gone but have still got plenty of grog.

[smouse]

Mamy I dont want a used one even if there is plenty of life left in him which I am sure there is
How come there is tea and biscuits and I cant have horlicks - is that fair