Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.


Two knitting bags and a selection of large triangular knitted garments were found scattered around the clubhouse last week. Any member who thinks that they may have lost such items should apply to someone.

[ladyalex]

The Cabin boy is Roger, Master Bates is someone else entirely.

[caththecrazy]

Jan I knew you'd find one in a uniform

Anyone found a treasure map????

[caththecrazy]

Lady Alex share the rum

heave ho

[ladyalex]

What have you brought us from Asda, Jan ?
I think we could all do with a nice cup of tea and a biscuit before our guest speaker comes.

[Prudentia]

I only brought hillary's organ, errr, errr, should I put it in the bin, monica is furious

[ladyalex]

Now, I would be willing to share Klondyke and/or the male voice choir and the rugby boys, but I'm not so sure about the rum.
Avast , avast, avast behind !

[caththecrazy]

I'll run Monica through with my cutlass if she gives you any trouble Prudentia

Is there any garibaldis?

Wonder what books the guest speaker will talk about?

[gordbenn66]

Thank you for giving me a good laugh, have no idea who you are or what you are on about but I enjoyed it anyway. Can I have 5 raffle tickets please?

[cartoon-head]

I be gone then.

It be for the best

[Prudentia]

Hold on now folks, if this is getting really smutty I am definitely.........staying

[Jan1957]

Let's see what did I get? Ah yes, condoms, massage oil, lubricant, oops wrong bag.

Who does this bag belong to. It says Ann Summers on the outside but I don't know of a member by that name. Is this yours ladyalex?

[caththecrazy]

gordbenn 5 raffle tickets - yes they are pink OK? Theya re always pink except when they are not pink

Cartoon why are you going you've only just arrived

Prudentia bring on the smut I say

[Naomicorlett]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsjvhmpVFKo&fea ture=related

[cartoon-head]

They wont talk to me crazycart as I am meerkatman

[caththecrazy]

Bags I have Blackbeard

[ladyalex]

That is certainly not my bag, Jan. Ithink it may belong to Prudentia.
Calm down everyone, the guest speaker is due soon.
Stop running people through with the cutlasses and trying to bury people in sand and force ffed them rum.
Tonight's topic is 'Books I have read' and the guest speaker is Isabella Bell, that well known woman of our time.

[Naomicorlett]

Isabella bell neccessary on a bicycle?

[caththecrazy]

Cartoonman I like your accent

and your fur.....