Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.


Two knitting bags and a selection of large triangular knitted garments were found scattered around the clubhouse last week. Any member who thinks that they may have lost such items should apply to someone.

[ladyalex]

Do you have a wooden leg too, cartoon-head ?

How do you get on with your splinters ?

Could we form a splinter group ?

[caththecrazy]

I read a book once but it is difficult with an eye patch to see and hard to turn the pages with a hook

[ladyalex]

Isabella bell and her sister, Coursabellsa Bell are now speaking in the big upper lesser lounge. All members are advised that if they are not already in the big upper lesser lounge , they will not now be admitted unti l the talk has concluded.
That's the rules in this club.
Belay!

[Jan1957]

Books I've read. Oh I've just read Big Fart by Hugh Jass. Before that it was Bubbles in the Bathtub by Ivor Windybottom.

[Jan1957]

No, not read that one cartoon.

[ladyalex]

Don't try to go for teh sympathy vote here, cartoon head.....or should that be Pinnochio?
Have I unmasked you ?

[Prudentia]

Its mine. whatever it is its mine, but only if it is anything to do with sex, excitement and org>>>>, and I don't mean mouth organs, .... or do I....? I am confused please pass me my gigalo.

[tiggerblue10]

What is a knitting bag? Is it a bag specifically for wool?

[Prudentia]

emma royds and betty turts are outside, should we let them in?

[caththecrazy]

TB we have no idea and no one has claimed it yet so they have no idea either....

We can all get into the bigger lesser hall thing through the curtains but I want ot see what is in the bag come on Prudentia tip the contents ont he floor that's right

ohh what do you do with that - OMG it moves? is it alive?

[caththecrazy]

is that a book cartoon? or a desert? or a play?

[tiggerblue10]

I see Cath. I sold a bag the other day to an elderly lady who wanted somewhere to put her wool and triangular knitted garments. It was a Gucci bag.

[Mamyalynne]

Now now calm down all, who decided on fancy dress and why are you all wearing thongs over ypur eyes , this will not do.

[Mamyalynne]

I see new faces too and i was only whisked away by quentin to the Brecon Beacons for a week tut

[ladyalex]

Who is on the door tonight ?
I think some people have been allowed in who are not over fifty.
The mad bit is never a problem.
The talk is now over and Isabella and her sister have left the building.

What is a Gucci bag ? Is it for keeping cricketers in ? Shouldn't that be a Goochy Box ?

[caththecrazy]

A filem well we have a filem night sometimes we will put in a request

Thanks TB maybe that lady left it here????

Who is going out for the fish and chips tonight? They can take the knitting bag to collect them in..

Think Jan is under the stairs with the rugby boys, choir and polciemen she's being very quiet