Mad Over 50`s Club

[Mamyalynne]

At the risk of being presumptious and with no sign of ladyalex thus far , I am throwing the doors open and will endeavour to arrange some entertainment etc


Mutter, mutter, mutter

[caththecrazy]

why did he have a tail?

Maybe if I had a tail I wouldn't keep - oh no not again- wetting the floor .... sorry

can we have a tail in the raffle next week?

[Naomicorlett]

He didn't write me a letter ... he just told me he loved me ... he whispered in my ear !!! I don't know nothing about any french letters .

[caththecrazy]

I blame the post man he didn't deliver the french letters

[Mamyalynne]

cath pity the continence talk did not proceed last week and nao a visit from family planning may be our next port of call

this is all very stressful you are getting too wayawrd i think its time for bromide in the tea if the dog hasnt had it

[Mamyalynne]

who is going for the fish o chips? dont forget the vineagr this time please and a few more barrels of that pinkio ginko would be nice

[Naomicorlett]

I planned my family... .....to leave home but they all came back !!!

[caththecrazy]

the poodle is way to clever to drink that stuff he has his standards even if we don't

talking of standards - can we have those standard bearers out of the cupboard under the stairs - they must have been there for at least 4 months now

[Mamyalynne]

think they volunteered themselves for recycling they were fed up in there

[Mamyalynne]

the nest is never empty only half full or is that a glass

[Naomicorlett]

The boy on the bike has arrived with the fish supper!! Go get it girls.

[Meg]

Back now, nipped into the fernery for a ciggie, met a Frenchman and a vicar, and a very well used policeman, god I'm knackered!!

[Mamyalynne]

wash hands afore supper meg _ naughty girl

[Prudentia]

Only got home from a trip to Bergen to see my friend about two hours ago, had smoked gamon for dinner and some lovely chardonnay, hope to make a meaningful contribution before I go to sleep, been travelling for over 8 hours, so I am tired but hope to catch up on what's been happening here, Prudentia xxx

[caththecrazy]

I hope you put them back Meg - and I hope you got to the vicar before he was laying on the floor I knew he was exhausted.....

Ohh lookey the barrels of plonk have arrived

[Meg]

Hands washed, chish and fips good, don't know why I'm so hungry today.

[Mamyalynne]

pru never smoke gammon it can become addictive

[Naomicorlett]

Well Meg don't know about you but I am exhausted so am orff to my bed. If the poodle has been disqualified from the raffle then I claim all the prizes as I have all the number beige tickets.

[Mamyalynne]

well meg we will gloss over the gory details now eat up and i will draw the raffle got the prizes off the pooch

[Prudentia]

mamma I know It's so difficult to light!

[Naomicorlett]

I TOLD YOU MAMYA....I won ALL the prizes. ( stamps foot and takes umbridge and sulks off to bed)