Mad Over 50`s Club

[Mamyalynne]

At the risk of being presumptious and with no sign of ladyalex thus far , I am throwing the doors open and will endeavour to arrange some entertainment etc


Mutter, mutter, mutter

[Naomicorlett]

Please will someone tell the folks from "The Home For The Perpetually Bewidered " that the bus is here to take them back . I feel slightly overwhelmed by my amazing luck in winning all the raffle and need to go to my bedroon with on-sweet and lie down.

[Mctavish]

Whoever made the puddles oughta 'ave been made to clean them up - don't see why I should do it when you didn't save me any raffle tickets.
Hope the knocker elastic breaks and lets you down naomicorlette

[Mctavish]

Oh dear that should have read knicker elastic !!

[Naomicorlett]

I only uses it to make my catapults.

[caththecrazy]

ok that's alright then I didn't want those tea cosied inmates of the bewildered home to have them cos chocalate makes them hyper active and they attempt to stand up.....

is this fish in this batter or cardboard - it's really tough... are there any spare sets of teeth in lost property????

[Mamyalynne]

cath and kate share the mop and bucket as they are the main culprits and round up the teacosy ppl and get them on the bus my turps has disappeared now

[Prudentia]

knicker elastic is so outdated in the summer, go commando I always have!!!

[Mamyalynne]

Pru that holiday has done you good all loosened up and down in more ways than one

[Mctavish]

That's a good idea but mind it isn't windy

[caththecrazy]

and use your bras as catapults to fire stones or bolders if they are big enough at any enemies...

I have mopped the floor it's a habit of mine.....

[Naomicorlett]

But then there is nowhere to sick the tena ( unless youwear them sticky side in....but then how do you get them off??)

[Mctavish]

Has anypne been for the chish and fips yet or have I missed that as well ?

[caththecrazy]

with difficulty

[Mamyalynne]

i think mct you will find its tuesday

[Prudentia]

hoping for gale force actually, a holiday always makes me feel naughty.

[Mamyalynne]

fish o chips all gone only a few scraps left will make yer a butty

[Mctavish]

it would be very painful taking them off - oh just think of of it- no don't think I will

[Mamyalynne]

♫ let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low♫

[caththecrazy]

Mactivish you seem to be missing alot.....

have you been in the cupboard under the stairs or sliding down the banisters????

do you want a jellybean coc ktail to go with that?

[Mctavish]

OK Mamy I'll settle for a chip butty