Mad over 50`s Club

[Mamyalynne]

Doors are now open please occupy yourselves whilst i check the lost property cupboard

[Meg]

You are right, I have a funny taste in my mouth. I hope they don't belong to the Frenchman.

[ladyalex]

Hello everyone, good evening!

Lordalex and I have finished our dinner and post-prandials, the aged retainers are clearing up, so I am delighted to return to the club run so smoothly in my absence.
I hope everyone is well and showing the respect to matron Mamy that she so richly deserves....I understand that there was some unpleasantness last week which resulted in her not wearing her uniform.
I have brought my contribution to the raffle....a soft cuddly hottie which has hardly been used at all and a half bottle of tonic wine.

When are the demonstrations starting ?

[Mamyalynne]

naomi as if i havent enough to do cant remember where the register is this is all getting out of hand , may deploy the drugs trolley early

[Prudentia]

all funny tastes belong to the frenchmen, they have the palate of a sea slug

[alexanderd]

sorry im late went for a trip in the wheelchair and couldnt get back in the b****y thing will try to be early last week

[Naomicorlett]

In 5 mins in the upstairs upper lower level best meeting room. I am very excited ...I have my face pack on already.

[ladyalex]

Did I hear that the raffle tickets are number grey this week ?
That is an outrage.
They are always pink.

[Mamyalynne]

good hevening your ladyship (mamya tugs her forelock) cant curtsey wont get up again, thankyou for the donations

[Naomicorlett]

Ladyalex....Ladyalex... i need to whisper something to you......Mamya locked me in the club last week....she did...she did...I thought I was going to be locked in all week.

[janzman]

After all of this I am entering the springtime of my senility....

[ladyalex]

The outside upstairs upper lower level best meeting room ?
Or the inside one ?

[atsgran]

Who has the phone number to call the register

[Mamyalynne]

many apologies your ladyship but i decided to vary the number to provide a little danger

[Naomicorlett]

Inside.. as it is a bit nippy out. ( did you hear me whisper to you??)

[alexanderd]

janzman can anybody enter or is this a new club

[Mamyalynne]

phone



9 9 9

[Meg]

What's the meeting about, I've forgotten? And where is the meeting room? I've forgotten that as well.

[ladyalex]

Naomi, if Mamy locked you in I expect it was for your own good.
Did you take her uniform ?
Janzman...only the springtime? The rest of us are at least into late summer.
Have my big scissors turned up yet ?
And does anyone have any strawberry wool so that i can join in with knitting the desserts ?

[Jan1957]

I've brought some rock cakes with me. I only baked them in March so they should still be ok. Would anyone like one. I've also got some home-made vodka, made from my leftover potato peelings. It works really well as paint stripper too.

[Mamyalynne]

indeed i did not lock you in naomi you were blotto and missed the call to evacuate and it was i that needed a second journey on sunday to let you out