Mad over 50`s Club

[Mamyalynne]

Doors are now open please occupy yourselves whilst i check the lost property cupboard

[atsgran]

Kept him outside, if we're going out I thought it would save a taxi fare, can we go to the club with the pole dancers ( or were they french?)

[ladyalex]

What did you rinse in blue, jan ?
Do you remember blue bags for washing ?

[Meg]

I didn't take all of it but I did pour some into a bowl for the camel. He chewed through the rope and ran off, sorry.......

[ladyalex]

What's the smell coming from the aga then ?
You don't think the french have been in there , do you ?

[Mamyalynne]

am out the cuffs now

mctavish you are excused if you wish

take that camel dung to the garden, see what happens after an absence of a few minutes

get me a large jellybeann omn the rocks please

[atsgran]

Jan, your blue rinse is very fetching, think you'll attract a lot of attention in the pole dancing club, can I sit with you

[ladyalex]

jellybean as requested, mamy and I'm just going out to the garden for the rocks.

[Mamyalynne]

the polish dancers never arrived and my bannister was lovely but someones drunk the mr sheen

[atsgran]

Lady be careful in the garden, make sure you feel before you pick up, and scrape the bottom of your shoes before you come back in

[Mamyalynne]

much appreciated milady a welcome libation

[Meg]

Where has Naomi gone? Has someone offended her? Her thumbs are still tied up outside, shall I give them a bowl of Vodka?

[ladyalex]

The camel has escaped.
Shall I phone for the policce ?
Or should it be the RSPCA ?
Do you think he took the hump ?
I'll have a good look for it while I'm out here getting Mamy's rocks.

[Naomicorlett]

I went for a lie down , I felt a bit (hic ) dizzy I don't know why (hic) Can anyone knit me some strawberry flovoured cami knickers please I seem to have left mine in a cupboard with a french man.

[Mamyalynne]

oh well i did somewhat chastise naomi but was under duress at the time

tee hee

thats what the officer said his name was

[Jan1957]

If we're going clubbing I'll change in to my hot pants. I have them in my bag. Now. where is my bag. I'm sure I left it in the kitchen next to the aga.

Can I have some raffle tickets please. I would really like to win the lavender water. It goes very well with vodka.

[atsgran]

Have to go and look for humpy just now naomi, I'll get back to knitting when I get back, what size do you need, 20, 60, or 400 stitches

[ladyalex]

Has somebody moved the wheelbarrow ?
and where are these beautiful ladies who are going to improve us ?

[Meg]

You dirty mare, and there's me worrying about your thumbs!! Anyway I gave them some of the Vodka, don't think you'll get a lot of sense out of them for a few days!!

[Mamyalynne]

jan dear its lagvender soap but you could grate it in will be fine here are your tickets

[Jan1957]

Who is this duress that naomi is under. Dirty girl, behave yourself.