Mad Over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.

After last week's extended committee meeting, it was decided to re-instate Rule 7.
Members are respectfully reminded that Rule 7 applies in ALL circumstances.

[Mamyalynne]

jan did you miss your meds here you are 2 mogadon and a large swig of pernod

[ladyalex]

Are you getting married to Bob?
Can I have my medication now, please ?

I still haven;t found my big scissors and that's weeks and weeks now

[Mamyalynne]

will check in garden shed milady and did spmeone want some plantpots there are loads in there

[Nannyjillx2]

I think so the policeman with the beard must want some he seems very interested in your pot plants mamyalynne. He must be a keen gardener.

[Jan1957]

Hee hee hee hee hee, plant pots. He he he he, vodka. I don't now why, hee hee hee, but I seem to have the giggles. Is there anything to eat. Are we getting chips?

[ladyalex]

oh I do like a man in uniform with a beard....is it ginger ?

[alexanderd]

sorry Im late, been out all night then had to fight my way through policemen, and Irish dancers to get in, I notice some new faces. Have they been vetted? if not Ill call the vet

[ladyalex]

What a good idea Jan.
Chips and a gherkin for me please.

Are you going to take Ellie with you to the chippy ? She likes a walk out.

[Mamyalynne]

sorry to hear youve been at the vets alexanderd are you better is it distemper??


ugh ginger beards no

[ladyalex]

alexanderd...welcome back.

Jan's about to go out for chips, would you like some ?

IS somebody here a vet, did you say ?

[Jan1957]

Yes I'll take Ellie and Humphrey as Humphrey can help carry the chips. Anyone else want anything? Would Alfie like to come for a walk to mamya?

[ladyalex]

Have you been having some decorating done ?

[Mamyalynne]

chips peas and gravy and some scraps for alfie, whos going i have very poor night vision

[Mamyalynne]

can you cope with them all alfie does walk to heel tho and ellie can carry back

[alexanderd]

no chips for me thanks just had a curry and you all know what that does to me, The vet is outside with his spatula (I think thats what he called it)

[ladyalex]

There's nothing much on TV these days, is there..especially on Saturdays

[tamborine]

have those pot plants got leaves like this......can I have one?

http://www.cannabis-pictures.com/cannabis_plan t.jpg

[alexanderd]

there is plenty of dust on my tv

[Jan1957]

Ok got that, chips, gherkin, more chips, gravy, scraps, more chips, another gherkin, battered sausage, more chips. We'll be back soon. Save me some vodka.

[ladyalex]

Thanks, Jan , you are a gem.

Can I have some brown sauce on my chips, please ?
And some vinegar....