Mad Over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.

After last week's extended committee meeting, it was decided to re-instate Rule 7.
Members are respectfully reminded that Rule 7 applies in ALL circumstances.

[Mamyalynne]

POLICE yeah theyve not been for nearly a week


nee naw nee naw


wheres the ruddy phone gone

[Nannyjillx2]

My first night and we get a body search - I can't wait for next week wonder what will happen then?

[Jan1957]

Can we get the coastguard to do the searching? I'm rather partial to being frisked by a man in uniform.

Oops did I say that out loud?

[Mamyalynne]

Hes not even a marsupial for goodness sake



oh oh what are al these items in my handbag

toffees
sat nav
biscuits
stitches


errrr sorry

[ladyalex]

I didn't think Alfie was a thief, Mamya, just thought he might have got a bit peckish and eaten the Pernod biscuits, stitches, lavender bags, pipe cleaners and potted spiders...
But now I am sure it was a thug.

Thank you for calling the police. Are they here yet ?

[atsgran]

Mamy how many cocktails have you have, you know you have to watch, as you get a bit bolshie when you've had too many, and if that wee polis man comes back - what was his name - ah Duress, the one you were under the last time well who knows where you might end up

[ladyalex]

O M G

Send the police away.

Empty out your handbag mamya and we'll have the raffle.

Is it nearly bedtime ?
Can I have some medication ?
Or at least a Pernod and Bailleys ?
Please..............pretty please..........pretty please with molasses ........

[ladyalex]

Please, please atsgran I have no wish to know about Mamya's contraceptive arrangements and I am sure no one else does either.

[atsgran]

Is my zimmer in your bag as well, I really need to go home now. (wish I could remember where I live) see you all next week and take care of MY dancers please

[Meg]

Who's not a marsupial? Have I missed something? Is there a new pet? I love zebras.

[Nannyjillx2]

I think we should check those men really are policemen they may have uniforms and warrant cards and helllllllo truncheons but how do we know they aren't in disguise? We should share them or at least frisk them?

[atsgran]

If we are frisking then I'll wait a wee while, my zimmer is still missing. I'll have another cocktail please, and did you say number pink lady for first raffle prize, what is it anyway

[ladyalex]

I'm just going to go ahead with the raffle.
You'll have to rummage in Mamya's handbag for your prizes.

The first prize, some half eaten pernod biscuits , has been won by ticket number.......................









orange

[Mamyalynne]

found your zimmer was in the conservatory i had mistakenlt tethered hump to it sorry


alfie is my agouti i nicked him from a cumbrian wildlife park well they had plenty and hes a sweetheart really

[ladyalex]

second third and fourth prizes will be allocated by mamya and have been won by numbers...






green
blue
and seven

[Mamyalynne]

dont pinch me tenas in there will you may need em later

[Jan1957]

That can't be right, the winning tickets are always pink. I've only got pink tickets. I bought my own book with me to make sure.

Another cocktail, yes please.

[atsgran]

Ah no pink numbers , ok I'll get my zimmer, cant get hump off, will I just bring him back next week, who usually takes him home anyway?

[Mamyalynne]

oh lets just have some more drinks unless anyone really needs bedtime meds


and i have some water biscuits and phily dip too

[ladyalex]

And the final prize, the potted spiders has been won by ticket number....







well, it's kind of pinkish-greyish really.

Can I have my night sedation now , please?