Mad Over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.

After last week's extended committee meeting, it was decided to re-instate Rule 7.
Members are respectfully reminded that Rule 7 applies in ALL circumstances.

[Bob-the-Knob]

Ello I'm back I have just been over to chaterbank

[Meg]

They did mug me, borrowed money for raffle tickets and took my tiara. Where's that coastguard?

[Nannyjillx2]

Jan1957 that saucepan is rather large shall I ask a coast guard to assist I think you may be in danger of getting wet?

I can hear the male voice choir. They seem to be singing what shall we do with the drunken sailor?

Sucha lovely club I'm so glad I have joined. Men in uniform, cocktails, raffles,vodka buns and animals.

[Mamyalynne]

oh bob glad someones been to the bank could you pay bargain booze when they bring the order


ta

[Mamyalynne]

oooooh did someone mention men in uniform


whos hidden the phone


wahhh

[atsgran]

When is the raffle, hope its number pink this week. any more cocktails left, very thirsty tonight think it was the smell of liniment from dancers, as you all know I'm usually tee total.

[Jan1957]

Oooooh I'm drowning, I need the kiss of life. Does it count if you are drowning in alcohol?

[Meg]

Where's Alfie??

[Nannyjillx2]

Does what count Jan? I'm sure the coast guard will enjoy rescuing you more.

But Bob the Knob you didn't say if you had a dog?

The dancing is going well who would have believed it Ellie and Humphrey dancing together.

[ladyalex]

CAlm down everyone.

The coastguards have gone back to their shed and it is time for the raffle.
Does everyone have their tickets?

Are we really sure that Bob is not from the home ?

[Mamyalynne]

alfie is with me never leaves my side and did you see him try to join ijn the dance too and his clogs arent a very good fit bless him

[Mamyalynne]

oh hope ive won something this week have a full book of number blue tickets ha ha

[ladyalex]

I'm afraid I have some bad news, members......

the raffles prizes appear to have disappeared.

I suspect the possible thug...or alternatively Alfie may have eaten them.
Is he OK, mamya ?

[Meg]

I think BObnob is an imposter. Raffle tickets at the ready.

[Jan1957]

Is it time for my medication? I'm feeling a bit strange!

[ladyalex]

Put that stranger down, Jan..you'll only encourage him.

[Nannyjillx2]

Jan I don't think you should tell everyone you are feeling a bit strange. He might not like everyone to know or there again we might all like to a feel.

[atsgran]

Has anyone seen my zimmer and sat nav, they've vanished as well, can somebody give the phone back to Matron - POLICE - 999

[Mamyalynne]

Alfie a thief how dare you i am stunned you would think such a thing hes from a respectable home and knows right from wrong am snubbed shocked stupified tipsy and tired and emotional sniff

mutter mutter

[ladyalex]

I knew that those thugs had got in. For once I agree...get the police. No one to leave the premises without a full body search.