Mad over 50`s Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

In light of her ladyships continued convalescence I once again have the honour the thow open the doors.

Lost property seems to be empty or we have had burglars.

I have crocheted 3 string vests for the raffle and have a lime green fluffy hotwater bottle cover too.

Please make sure all animals are securely tethered, theres a plentiful supply of vegatables for them in the trough by the servants entrance.

Tonights entertainment is by the Chippendales (please calm down ladies ) they are furniture restorers handy if you have a tatty what-not.

[Mamyalynne]

willie the head lifeguard no less sounds fun

I may ask for volunteers to open if I am late back from my engagement next saturday to open as usual if nothing has happened by 20.10 hours.
Thankyou in advance

[Meg]

If you can trust me I will try to open the doors. I can't guarantee I will do a good job. I'm not very good with locks and alarms.

[oldbiddy]

aren't you supposed to get the men into the room before you take the doorknobs off?

[oldbiddy]

aren't you supposed to get the men into the rom before you take the doorknobs off?

[oldbiddy]

oops sorry. I was so intent with getting the men locked in the room I did it twice.

[Mamyalynne]

wasn`t us oldbiddy (welcome by the way) a deknobber was amondst us

[Mamyalynne]

oooh I agree if in doubt try again

[atsgran]

Thats me back from the chip shop but couldn't remember anybodys order

[ladyalex]

Good evening all!
Just looking in to be sure that all is going well and to ask that if I win a raffle someone keeps it aside for me.
Many thanks to mamya for opening up.
I'm feeling better every day so expect I will be able to open up next week. However, if nothing has happened by 8:10, I'll be relying on Miss Meg.
Keep up the good work, but please, please get rid of that hippo.
Love to all, ladyalex

[Meg]

Phew!! Welcome back milady. I do hope you have sufficient strength to do the honours next week. The last time you left me in charge was a nightmare!! I still have flashbacks.

Hope you're feeling better, I wish you well.

[atsgran]

Good evening ladyalex, do you think you are going to be fit for the snooker party next week, we are taking names

[Mamyalynne]

sorry had to console alfie hes quite traumatized by the hippo bless him

Milady please put your feet up we can manage I will be up with the beef tea soon (or is a cocktail in order?)

[Mamyalynne]

PS hope you don`t mind but your son and heir has asked me to the moving pictures this next week do hope his lordship and yourself don`t disapprove

[alexanderd]

just popped in to say hello, nice to see you are recovering ladyA I couldnt make it earlier as we had visiters who had to be entertained and I couldnt get the last veil off. The velcro was stuck solid

[Mamyalynne]

oooh alex that velcro can be a b****r and get caught on what it shouldn`t, great news that milady is picking up now isn`t it well better draw the raffle though has gone very quiet about

[alexanderd]

it does seem rather quiet, it could be those Chippendales I heard about, I used to have a Tallboy but please dont ask!

[Mamyalynne]

RAFFLE


Prizes are

3 string vests
Hot bot cover
2 cake tins (with or without popout bottoms)
Homemamde hooch (if any left)
Liberty bodice (if petal has returned it )
Ans a bag of assorted IFS



winning colours are


49
33
78
91
12

[Mamyalynne]

I was once upset by a trouser press but its personal too

[Jan1957]

It was the thought of those commandos. I had to go and lie down in a dark corner! Who's taking names for the breast stroking next week?

[alexanderd]

Ive got colour 91 can I have the string vests my visitors may return and I have lost two of my veils