Mad Over 50's Club

[Meg]

The club is now open.

As Matron and her Ladyship are away on urgent business I have been given the honour of unlocking the premises.

All appears to be in order but would the member who stuck chewing gum to the banister please not do it again.

[ladyalex]

I'm sure Kate will do the raffle if Matron doesn't turn up soon.

I'm afraid that Humph and Ellie have been confined all evening.
I think that Mamya has taken Alfie with her, she usually keeps him in her handbag, but perhaps someone should have a look for him too in case he needs his walk also.
Keep calm , Miss Meg. We could do with some medication here.
If Matron isn't here soon, someone will have to volunteer to go round with the drugs trolley......if we can find the spare key.

[Meg]

I haven't seen Ellie and Hump since opening.

[China Doll]

Erm.... No.... Perfectly sane unfortunately... Damnit... If only there was proof to the contrary... I do like worthers original?

[atsgran]

Gosh everyone is eating the biscuits, none left for raffle, (have to get more pernod wool for next week) can I have a cocktail with mine miss meg

[ladyalex]

Never apologise, never explain, Weeal....especially not about your age.

[ladyalex]

You're in China.

[weeal]

would drambui wool do? its on offer at Poundstretcher this week, tho it may be very flamable

[China Doll]

Yes! I feel special now.

[Meg]

Cocktail for atsgran, forgotten what I put in it, it'll be good, enjoy!!

[atsgran]

weeal ,not tried to knit drambuie drmbu other kinds of biscuits, but I'll give them a try, only if the pattern isnt too difficult my eyesight is not what it used to be

[Naomicorlett]

Been in France on me 'olidays . Back now. Oh lala those frenchies c'est tres bon! Pernod biccie for me SVP. Been eating too much cheese and drinking too much vin.

[weeal]

heres some I made earlier atsgran
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3526/3724582060 _53ba6f5aa0.jpg?v=0

[China Doll]

I'm clearly going to have to learn to knit...

[atsgran]

weeal they are fantastic, need to get the patterns for those, feel quite excited now, just wait till next week, biscuits for raffle will be the crem de la crem! Is poundstretchers open just now?

[Meg]

Naomi, how many holidays do you have? Must be tiring for your thumbs. I'm being taken somewhere soon, forgotten where.

[Naomicorlett]

Happy Birthday........Is it anyones birthday??
http://www.trulyscrumptiousknittedfood.co.uk/U SERIMAGES/birthday%20cake.jpg

[weeal]

you can even knit your own sandwiches and they stay fresh for years I will look out the pattern when I remember

[weeal]

oh Naomi that is perfect

[Naomicorlett]

Oh Miss Meg I have lots of Holidays......I went away in May and July and August but am not going away until October now. It's because I live on a rock in the middle of the sea and have to get off it now and then or I really do chase my thumbs!!!

[atsgran]

Ok who is drawing the raffle, I have number pink this week,