Mad Over 50's Club

[Meg]

The club is now open.

As Matron and her Ladyship are away on urgent business I have been given the honour of unlocking the premises.

All appears to be in order but would the member who stuck chewing gum to the banister please not do it again.

[Naomicorlett]

Night Night all. Ta to Miss Meg for opening up. Who is on cleaning rota tonight ??? oh mutter mutter I s'pose it's me then. Sweep sweep, mop mop, buff buff.

[Meg]

Don't understand, was it you who posted the United breaks guitars link? Totally hooked on that song, it:s fab.

[Naomicorlett]

No I posted a knitted cake...bl33ding postal strike .

[slinky.kate]

goodnight everyone

[Mamyalynne]

huff puff sorry am here eventually managed to escape and have brought whist pies and sausage rolls what a trooper miss meg has been as deputy matron, a very slow turn out was going to say well it is summer BUT is it ?

[Naomicorlett]

Mamya they want you on CB. We have all gone to bed now cos we are very much over 50 you know.

[Mamyalynne]

Mamya wanted on CB but they hardly know me and i am very shy

[Meg]

Thanks all and good night, no way am I doing the drugs trolley, don't want to get things mixed up and have you all confused???? Matron is shirking her responsibilities and (hopefully having) a smashing time with the son anfd heir! Nite, nite, Wendyxx

[Meg]

mamyalynne, the responsibility has drained me, did you have a good night?

[Mamyalynne]

yes thankyou miss meg was my own grandson and heirs 6th birthday and as per developed into a grown up do too, have done a safari theme park and pimped my rabbid on the wiii am most exhausted and shall imbibe a small tincture in the quiet of my own parlour

[Meg]

Mamya, enjoy your tincture, I shall have to retire now, I think I'm p!ssed. Still got my wits about me, typed it 8 times before I got it right!! Stickler for the Queen's English.

[Mamyalynne]

What the queens been in on my night off typical!


Ta naomi for helping clear up lucky it was a quiet night

[Jan1957]

I'm just posting my apology as I left for the club at 5 o'clock but the bus went the wrong way and I ended up at a very different club! There was lots of leather and pink fluffy things and a lot of people appeared to be tied up. They were very nice people though. I have 3 in my bedroom at the moment so must go back and see if they're ok.

[petal54]

have only just got back ,lost the llamas',hippos have found a new home