Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now open.

Due to technical difficulties there will be NO RAFFLE tonight.
Members bringing a prize are asked to hold on to it.

The Committee would like to ask for donations to help meet the cost of animal feed. Any amount, no matter how large would be most welcome.

[Mamyalynne]

Nobbo come have some of me hum hum hum dippy thing

[caththecrazy]

it all went down hill when there was no raffle...

and where are the men in uniform

disappointing night what with no chips but on a brighter note the floor is dry

[ladyalex]

By the way, thanks Jan , a kebab would be just the job.

[Mamyalynne]

jan wheres the chilli sauce you havent given it to humph i hope dread to think of the state of the lawn tomorrow

[caththecrazy]

Can I have the dippy thing?????

Matron Matron some is walkign up the drive with the meds trolley Matron

[Jan1957]

I definitely had chilli sauce, a big tub of it, and garlic sauce. I last saw Alfie eating out of it. Any cocktails left?

[Mamyalynne]

Oh they said they coulnt deliver tonight

[ladyalex]

Is that Pedro with the meds trolley ?


let him have it, lordalex

[Mamyalynne]

Yes theres plenty cocktail but be warned you wont need any indigestion meds as theres a botle of nurse harveys gripe water in there too lovely stuff

[alexanderd]

just saw Alfie being sick in the bushes, the garlic saw came up better than it went down

[ladyalex]

That's seen off the Mexican.
I'm much calmer now.
Meds must be working.
Lordalex and I may retire shortly.

[EN0TRAPF0DNE]

Anybody seen my goat? I am sure I left him here.

[alexanderd]

I think you left him on the other site with your E

[ladyalex]

has somebody got your goat, endofpratone ?
Know how you feel.
Somebody got my goat earlier.

[slinky.kate]

i seen nannie with your goat

[EN0TRAPF0DNE]

OMG I will be right back After I find him

[EN0TRAPF0DNE]

and as for me llama well only stewey knows

[alexanderd]

first we had duck, now we have Llama stew, how exotic

[Mamyalynne]

Alfie sick oh no poor love and ive used all the gripe water why did you let him have the garlic hes from cumbria for goodness sake

[caththecrazy]

oh good heavens who is that pushing the meds trolley? Look there's m'lady's big scissors, some teeth, a knitting bag what is going on?