Good Heavens we may have to rename this the mad over 50s and animals club at this rate.
Matron you may have to give Alfie a bath his fur is all stuck together I think he may have fallen int he bowl of sauce or was pushed by the goat....some owners shoudl control their pets ...poor alfie
Night mamy , next week can you knit more biscuits ? and we will have to get a security man on the door - they wear uniforms and are big and hunky......