Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.
With the new set-up I think we are going to struggle tonight.
However, the doors are open, so 'on with the motley!'

[Mamyalynne]

seen bouncer before don`t dogs just love the snow!!

[ladyalex]

You poor thing, sprax.....Don't you get really confused ?
I hope they don't make me change my name.
I wouldn't know where to start....ladylexa, perhaps ? It's not the same, though...

[petal54]

i hope the chickens haven't been after all the cleaning that me & the bus boys did this morning,the stray hippo's came back & coursed merry havok.hope someone found the wenslydale & pickled eggs

[ladyalex]

Oh no, not the hippo again....I thought we had seen the last of him.
Where does he come from. I'm sure the Home for the Bewildered have something to do with this.
Anyway, raffle prizes tonight include several rain-mates (pink spotted), a pack of Tenas and some Frairs' Balsam for the cold.

[ladyalex]

I think you should let bouncer stay....perhaps he could lend a paw with getting rid of the hippo.

[Mamyalynne]

I`m to increase the wages again milady well I`d better take some coal off the fire

Oh you are a sparx sprax we need an electrician round here dodgy wiring ( do you do plumbing too , thats dodgy - an age thing i think)

Hiya petal- chickens what chickens aren`t they pheasants / should`ve gone to specsavers

[Mamyalynne]

I have some raffle prizes too

a knitted crinoline loo roll cover
a hotwater bottle (no stopper)
and some aaa batteries(surplus to requirements)

[petal54]

just got back from pink squirral &nut,so may've mistaken which feathered frolicas they were,waiting on the new specs,carrier pidgeons had abusy week,may use pony express next time

[alexanderd]

hello my name is alexanderd and Im an alcoh, oops sorry thats my other club. Ladyalex have you been moving furniture things look different

[Mamyalynne]

sprax this is a very old building and don`t think its been touched since the last great war

petal you say theres apony too tut tut

[ladyalex]

I'm struggling a bit with this site....
However, I think petal may be confusing pheasants with peasants...to clarify, pheasants are delicious game birds, whereas peasants are revolting.

Glad you accepted the wage increase so graciously mamya.....That's what I like about old-fashioned retainers, they pay up without whining.

[Mamyalynne]

Hi alex want a cocktail?

[Naomicorlett]

Got a bad case of deja vue going on here. I said got a bad case of deja vue going on here. I said got a .......oh forget it!!