Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.
With the new set-up I think we are going to struggle tonight.
However, the doors are open, so 'on with the motley!'

[caththecrazy]

M'lady as always an excellent idea

I think the others are having trouble circumnavigating their way through the storms and pathways not to mention those strange pink and orange people ...... are they from the home from the bewildered - they don't say much...

[Mamyalynne]

that trele thingy could do with a polish it has birdy doo on it

Heres the brandies too

work is never done

[slinky.kate]

has miss meg not been in yet,its usually very busy,maybe if we made up some new cocktails it would entice them in,what about making whisky,vodka ,pernod etc into ice cubes,that would be lovely and cool

[ladyalex]

Haven't seen Miss Meg tonight..... if she thinks the bouncers are from the Home from the Bewildered, she won't come near. Those thugs scare her something rotten.
I think they might be from the H for the B.... who else would combine pink and orange in such a blobbly way/

Have you found the brasso, mamya...careful with the bottles for the cocktails, we don't want any errors creeping in

[Mamyalynne]

think missmeg did mention she would be absent

I will nip to the scullery and rustle up some iced cocktail cubes would it be alright if i charged a small fee as am now on a pittance or indeed not on anything thanks to her ladyships generosity

[caththecrazy]

I'll help with the ice cubes - I know the receipe - slug of vodka for the cubes 2 slugs vodka for cathy 2 slugs vodka Mamy
slug whiskey for cubes 2 slugs cathy 2 slugs mamy slug pernod cubes 2 slugs pernod cathy 2 slugs mamy , slug gin cubes 2 slugs gin cathy 2 slugs gin cathy 2 slugs gin cathy - mamy can you finsih off I need to sit down......

[ladyalex]

I admire your enterprise, Mamya.
You may charge a small fee for the cocktails . Leave the money in the bottom drawer of the chest in the big lounge, thanks. Lordalex and I are saving up for our holiday and the drinks fees will help nicely.

[alexanderd]

I think those blobby things at the window are moving either that or Im inebrt, inbrev, inebr, drunk

[ladyalex]

I think you are right, alexanderd......I'm sure the orange one was in front earlier and now th epink one is.....do you think they are huge jelly babies ?
If they are, do youthink we could capture a couple of them for Mamya's 'special cocktails ' ?

[alexanderd]

what a great idea Ladyalex I will creep out and see if I can catch one in my showercap wont be a mo

[caththecrazy]

They are wearing very strange outfits too - I think they coudl be aliens I feel we shoudl call out the boys in blue - it is our civic duty if we are being invaded - Mamy ring 9 9 9 ....

[Mamyalynne]

qpsh am back woke up on floor of the lesser lower downstairs closet library place and me heads a spinnin what was in that ice and who moved the blobby men

Medics !!! oh thats me! sorry

[ladyalex]

Unaccustomed as I am to agreeing with a callout of the emergency service, I feel that tonight is the night to do it. Those blobby jellybaby things are quite threatening.
Mind you, we could wait to see if alexanderd can catch one and mamya can boil it down for cocktails.....hold off for now, but keep the finger hovering.

[ladyalex]

MAmya...are you all right. Have a seat by the fire and a big brandy.
We are all very shaken and upset by the blobs outside....alexanderd is trying to catch one for you to make into cocktails, otherwise we will have to send for all of the emergency services.

[caththecrazy]

I'm off to check on Elly and Humpfrey I feel they are being too quiet so they must be up to something....

I know Mamy the ice cubes certainly pack a punch

I hope Alexanderd is all right out there with those bobbly things - I feel we may have to call the fashion police too

[ladyalex]

What a good idea. I think we can safely call the fashion police immediately...

[Naomicorlett]

Do you think the blobby ones are escapees from The Prisoner ?? I AM NOT A NUMBER !! I don't like the blobbies. I saw that one had changed into a donut with sprinkles on it .I like that better. Large drinky for me please the last one has worn out.

[caththecrazy]

M'lady Alexanderd has been gone over 10 minutes - I fear for her safety and even elly and Humpfrey started walking backwards when I pointed out those blobs - it does not bode well and I feel Mamy has been overcome not by the cubes but by lookign at those blobs..

Fashion Police on their way

[Mamyalynne]

am not polish not all domestics are nee naw nee naw ooh that brandies warmin me cockle gawd bless yer ladyship

reporting for duty if i can stand up

[ladyalex]

Do you think we should send out a search party for alexanderd ? She's all alone out there with just a shower cap to protect herself from the Blobbies....well, I think she had a bit of motley too and possibly a jerkin held together iwth velcro...