Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.
With the new set-up I think we are going to struggle tonight.
However, the doors are open, so 'on with the motley!'

[alexanderd]

I dont suppose we will be having a raffle tonight with so few members but I brought a couple of things just in case
two bedpans
a packet of cheesy whotsits and
a signed photograph of flipper the dolphin(a bit wet Im afraid)

[Mamyalynne]

I can lend you a jerkin alex

milady wet bread gee thanks

shall i advertise in the pub for new members or is that risky as they`ve been celebrating- something about engerland and a slow vac?

[alexanderd]

do you want me to vacuum now mamy i have finished the dusting but I hope the vac is not too slow I have some cocktails to drink

[Mamyalynne]

Oh never mind the cleaning whats a bit of dust chink chink heres to a small but perfectly formed evening

[ladyalex]

jerkin ?
Is this some sort of new-fangled dance ?
I thought you would like the wet bread, mamya. You are most welcome to it.
I believe the natives are also celebrating in the Northern regions...something to do with MacEdonians. Another new clan discovered, perhaps ?

[ladyalex]

Small but perfectly formed...do you know lordalex well, then mamya ?

[alexanderd]

has everone gone home except us three? shall we invite someone in or just have a cosy fireside chat? I can toast some marshmallows if you like

[ladyalex]

Are you allowed near an open fire, alexanderd?
They don't let me near one since The Incident

[slinky.kate]

just dropped in for a little while,sorry i'm late,i got lost,this place seems to have changed a little since last week,i brought in a tube of bonjela for sore gums,my sons gums are better,it cured his mouth ulcer,also a candle holder and half a candle

[caththecrazy]

Hello everyone

I'm not too keen on this site - finally I thought I knew where everything was and now I find the upper lesser hall is no longer upper or lesser or is that to do witht he collapse of the east wing?

mamy please may I have a large wet thing that you have in a glass you know a locktaic ooohh can I have an umbrella can I ?

I've got a very useful article for the club m'lady would you like me to bring it in?

[ladyalex]

As long as it's not a hippo, Cath, bring it in....
Glad you've both arrived , we've been a bit thin on the ground here tonight since the place has all moved round.....very confusing for people of our vintage.

[Mamyalynne]

More familiar faces just as i thought all was lost do settle in and warm your toes by the fire alex is toasting something

cocktail tray replenished and brolleys and cherrys for all

Cheers♥

[alexanderd]

evening Kate and Cath we were getting a bit lonely just about to go out to the pub but we will stay in now can I have another of those umbrella thingys please Mamy

[alexanderd]

marshmallows all toasted help yourselves

[Mamyalynne]

ooh the cocktails aren`t vintage but the nice bottle of port i sneaked from the pub is, we can have that with our toasted thingys

[alexanderd]

any port in a storm mamy I will try some of that should go down well with the cheesy wotits

[ladyalex]

Can there be anything nicer than toasted thingeys and port cocktails ? Life doesn't get much better.

[caththecrazy]

Heave Ho Heave Ho

I've been pulling this here special pole with glass in it from the top the cliff - if you look down one end it makes things look bigger and right now we could do with all the help we can get - I think it's a television no a telephoen no a tele something - it says you need to put 20p in it but I've manged to wedge a corn plaster in it and it works

I know I think it's called a tellytubby??

[slinky.kate]

i found it very stressful trying to get in tonight,you would'nt happen to have a large brandy for medicical purposes,then i can have a nice cocktail

[ladyalex]

Thank you so much cath...I think your thing will go very well here in the upper cosy study.
If you don't mind, I'll let people look down the big end.