Mad over 50`s club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Sorry for the delay have been attending to grandmotherly duties

[Mamyalynne]

It seems we may be missing a few members by way of holidays etc (not that I know of these things) so please call in and have a drink and a chat if you wish

[pericat]

Good evening mamya - just popping in now - then will watch strictly come dancing but hope to bring Anton du Beke back with me as a raffle prize ?

[petal54]

just got in from my patrol,off early tomorrow,as also going to a 50th birthday bash,so only a short visit to bingo this evening

[Meg]

Really trying to get a grip of this new site, a drink might help, thanks!!

[caththecrazy]

Oh good Am I one of the first - I wasn't supposed to be here but......

I am so where are the tailcocks? I need a large one followed bu a large one

Ooh sorry mamy where are my manners how are you?

Awfully good of you to be on duty early

[petal54]

has anyone seen the reindeer?the fence is broken

[caththecrazy]

Oh my goodness maybe his lord has decided to take a pot shot he gets excited when he thinks he can get some vension on the table...

[Meg]

We've had no rain her dear for quite a while, I shall have to water the pots.

[caththecrazy]

Miss Meg did you see in the paper that some of the MPS live in the home for the bewildered - which explains a lot of things

I think I'd better go and look for Matron she's very quiet she could on the telephone and this early in the proceedings is not good... I think she could dial 999 in her sleep

[Mamyalynne]

evening everyone the tailcocks are on the silver salver as per usual, not sure about the Anton chap and I see no reindeer or any deer here Hic

[petal54]

can we have a BBQ this evening,if his lordship doed take a pot shot? so long as Santa's not left short

[caththecrazy]

MamyI am Matron what happened to the new help you were getting?

[Mamyalynne]

Don`t want of them MP`s types here either they scare Alfie

[ladyalex]

Hello everyone.
Sorry to be late. Lordalex and I were out to lunch and dropped off for a while afterwards.
Many many thanks to Matron for opening up.
Have the animals been fed and watered ?
I have brought a baggy dog for the raffle.

[Mamyalynne]

Theres a new Matron too! Yes I was offerred help but demotion Oh the shame, shall I pack me bags

[Meg]

Who are the MPS? If they are from that bewildered lot I'm off, can't do with riff raff.

[Mamyalynne]

animals all fed and watered milady and the mop and bucket is new as theres a few about who mayt cause trouble

[alexanderd]

evening everyone, sorry Im late got a puncture on my bike and couldnt find the the little rubber patches to repair it had to walk the last mile would love a drink please Mamyalynne, just a large one to start me off.

[ladyalex]

New Matron? When did this happen ?
I know I had a nap this afternoon, but this is going too far.
Mamya, please, please stay. What would we do without your tailcocks and telephonic digital ability ?
Who is this impostor Matron ?

[petal54]

don't think bags need packing,do they!!!!crocodiles are protected aren't they