Mad over 50`s club now open

[Mamyalynne]

May I welcome you all, in her ladyships absence have taken the dust sheets off in the greater upper iinterior lounge. So please no spillages.

Have got the best crystal glasses too, will nip to the cellar to see what we can have for a different cocktail (though pernod and baileys will be available)

Back in a tick

[wallacia]

hello mamyalynne,how are you after your head-banging experience.?

[Prudentia]

Hang on ' give me a minute to rip my thong off and sling it over over the lampshade! Prudentia xxx

[petal54]

just as well the flamigos went down the rabbit hole,trying to find the hatter.better not have virgin marys,singapore sling maybe

[Mamyalynne]

forgive me I don`t recognise you all immediately it may be the amnesia

[Mamyalynne]

I thought I had dusted the chandeliers look at that ruddy big cobweb

[petal54]

have been checked out by dr.strangelove ,make sureno long lasting damage.are you still going on the philias fogg balloon challange?

[Mamyalynne]

won`t get me up in a balloon I vividly recall the last time I went on a trampoline!!

Have brought a tube of Ralgex

6 packs of fruit polos

and a box of lavender soaps

for the raffle

[Mamyalynne]

Have you got your documentation? If so that will be fine and don`t allow any riff raff from the Bewildered home in please.

I will leave you a toasted cheese sandwich in the scullery later

[petal54]

hope no trouble tonight,as back on cleaning again tomorrow

[petal54]

has anyone let the aardvarks out yet,i hear some queer noises

[Mamyalynne]

vardarks I really must have banged my head harder than I thought, where the giddy heck did they come from

OOh do they cook well?

[Mamyalynne]

BOUNCER I have hung your uniforn up in the Butlers pantry

[petal54]

the flamingos must've scared them from wonderland,spose they're like hog roast

[Mamyalynne]

cooe I will get the fire stoked up then, have some spiced apple jelly that will go well

[Prudentia]

I think we have been hijacked by a total vinictive tosspot, i for one am leaving, see you all tomorrow

[Mamyalynne]

???

[petal54]

glad you asked,thought it was somethig i ate,anyone for tiddly winks

[caththecrazy]

Mamy how are you?

I'm so sorry I coudl confused and I thought....

err there's a strange person on the door - he looks like he's been tango ed...