Mad over 50`s club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening everyone and once again may I be the one to welcome you in her ladyships absence.

Lost property is minimal and consists of the usual umbrellas and rainmates plus a rather bedraggled pair of pink blommers (if not claimed I can utilise them as dusters)

Will rustle up the liquid refreshments, make yourselves comfy

Mamya

[Mamyalynne]

crikey tambo that sounds volatile may give those a miss and fetch the commode!!

[slinky.kate]

i have brought you in a crocheted toilet roll holder to put by for the xmas raffle,are we going on a xmas trip this year,and are you giving us our xmas dinner,i dont want to sit on my own with a wee cracker and microwave dinner

[Mamyalynne]

Oh yes we must arrange a christmas bash and I`m sure we could hold it in the upper lesser lower private public enamelled dining room, will check with her ladyship when she returns from massy,, meessaa... err the states

[Mamyalynne]

The raffle tickets have been drawn and the winning colours are

47
68
121
19
56
please select your prizes from the table in the conservatory

[alexanderd]

I think I have won the table as I have colour 654 I,m not sure I will be able to take it on my trike may have to call in the removal men

[Mamyalynne]

you are kidding alex do you want me to lose my job again?

Take the syrup o figs you never know when it will be needed

[alexanderd]

ok mamy duly reprimanded sob sob I wont do it again Syrup of figs accepted in lieu which is prabably the right place for it when I come to think of it

[alexanderd]

Put me down for the Xmas party please I will bring the twiglets

[Mamyalynne]

great all forgiven, I will start knitting decs and crackers

[Mamyalynne]

Maybe her ladyhship will bring back a turkey (not that I care for it myself) I could knit some sage and onions (oops onions aren`t de rigeur at the mo are they)?

[slinky.kate]

are we having a bonfire night and a halloween party,we can dress up,i'll be a fairy

[Mamyalynne]

oh of course halloween first but a bad fairy surely I will be the wicked witch of the under pantry and we can do apple bobbing but anyone ith dentures be warned this can be problematic

[slinky.kate]

mamy i am going now,i want to go to bed and read my catherine cookston book'the tinkers girl'its very exciting.

[Mamyalynne]

Good choice kate night night

M♥

[Mamyalynne]

Doors closing, very quiet tonight but quality in those who took the time to visit, goodnight to all

Mamya ♥