Mad over 50`s club now open

[Mamyalynne]

As her Ladyship is either still jet lagged or maybe viewing `Strictly` may I welcome you to pop in for a chat and aglass or two

[Prudentia]

Please don't tell me there is a limit on wine consumption, Lady Alex would go nuclear!!!

[ladyalex]

Hello all

Lag-jetted, so not too good on the keyboard tonight, but a great trip to see the son-and-heir.
Lordalex is still in recovery.
I trust all went well in my absence ? Are the livestock all comfortable ?
I have brought some Maple Sugar sweets for the raffle. Hardly sucked at all.
And a knitted star spangled banner that I ran up on the aeroplane.

[ladyalex]

Wine consumption ?
Has the cellar been raided in our absence ???

[Prudentia]

Thank god lady alex, 'Marjorie put the smelling salts back in the cabinet'

[ladyalex]

I think I'd keep them out for a bit. Never know when smelling salts might be needed, specially with the lag-jet .

[petal54]

good,hic,windy evening.got blown out of the tree house,when looking forthe elves,feeling a little giddy,what's a good remedy to get rid of pink fairies?

[Mamyalynne]

The cellar has been unsullied in your absence milady and all guests now bring a bottle and we make do

[ladyalex]

Some absinthe, perhaps. At least then they would be green and we're always being told to go green.
I don't like it though, pink suits me better then green.

[petal54]

may I borrow the smeling shaker bottle

[Mamyalynne]

Grab a cocktail and all fairies will disappear though the lil elephants may appear

[ladyalex]

Well, as a special treat, I think we can allow a bottle from lordalex's hoard this evening.
I'll just go and get something .

[Mamyalynne]

ooh milady glad your trip went well all has been a bit quiet but quality of course.

We have acquired more livestock but please don`t ask me to name them all

[petal54]

thank his lordship,this will get the bats out of the belfrey,i'll give it an early spring clean

[alexanderd]

hello fellow members, glad to hear your jet was lagged mlady it can get rather cold up there

[Prudentia]

Bu***r the bats in the belfry, I have been rooting in my knicker drawer for two days, I think marjorie may have borrowed my thermal thong and put it in with the hot wash, excruciating!

[petal54]

will there be a sponsored newt hunt this year for the orphaned pasties

[Mamyalynne]

OOh Pru painful

Hiya Alex

[ladyalex]

I'm back from the cellar.....gosh it's chilly down there. Did someone leave the back door open ?
Anyway I've found a couple of bottles of Bulgarian Bull's Blood. That should keep the chill out.
Thank you for your good wishes, Mamya and Alex...I'm delighted to say that the plane was fully lagged and the nice boys brought me a lovely pillow and blanket so I would be cosy. Fortunately the blanket was big enough to tear into strips to restrain lordalex. It was either that or handcuff him in the galley. (Not a place any man would want to be handcuffed.)

[Prudentia]

It certainly splits the difference!! (would never understand)

[ladyalex]

Orphaned pasties ?
Has a new life form been discovered during my hols ?