Mad over 50`s club now open

[Mamyalynne]

As her Ladyship is either still jet lagged or maybe viewing `Strictly` may I welcome you to pop in for a chat and aglass or two

[albaqwerty]

the number blue won the raffle last week

[Mamyalynne]

Prudentia have you taken a funny turn ir found religion?

Tailcocks coming up, clocks can wait

[caththecrazy]

I found humprey and really he says he doesn't want to come home

http://www.askhumor.c.../funny_animals_34.jpg

We may need some of your really special tailcocks mamya

[caththecrazy]

I've not been for a while but it's changed no men in uniform ...... have I missed the chip run?


I'm confused - I 've not taken the wrong turning and ended up in the home for the bewildered have I?

[Mamyalynne]

Golly hes wasted but like those stools mebbe we can wheel him home on a couple nice for the breakfast bar

[Mamyalynne]

Don`t know what happened to the bouncer on the door

I had to stop calling 999 as the chief constable wrote me a stiff letter (it was on card)

[caththecrazy]

I shall get to it and bring him home with the stools and maybe a few of the bottles from the bar - there doesn't seem to be a bar man.......

CC slinks off....

[Prudentia]

no mamma, I found all my best red knickers in my knicker drawer!!

[Meg]

Have the clocks been repossessed, are times hard in the big house?

I have an old clock milady, you are welcome to it if it will ease the situation.

[ladyalex]

I'm a bit worried about you , Prudentia.
And very worried about Marjorie (and Miss Meg)

[alexanderd]

all clocks to be handed back to previous owners I believe

[Mamyalynne]

Red knicks well useful uf need to alert the coastguaed if they are big enough, will save me a phone call


we need no more clocks we have a plethora and a pain they are

[ladyalex]

Thank you so much Miss Meg.
Even though I'm worried about you, I'll still take a clock off you. These houses are so large, you know, we need all the furniture and fittings we can get.

Is Alba OK ? She's gone a bit quiet.
Do you think Cath will go for chips once she's brought Humph back ?

[ladyalex]

Is that what' put the clocks back' means ? I've been doing it wrong for years.......

[alexanderd]

usual chipshop is now a chinese takeaway I believe so if anyone wants to take a chinaman away thats the place to go

[Meg]

Here you are my lady, a lovely carriage clock.
I inhar inhe got it from someone who passed away, I'm sure it is most suitable for your accomodation.

[Prudentia]

Please dont worry about me lady alex, I love you dearly, marjorie is happily watching the plasma television in the library, she will come to our bed in due course.

[ladyalex]

Thank you so much, Miss Meg.
It's not haunted , is it? Can't be too careful , what with Halloween coming up and all...

[ladyalex]

That's quite enough, Prudentia.
As you are well aware, I only share my bed with lordalex.

[Mamyalynne]

Do we need chips? we have vollvongs. black peas and biccies